The most Random fanfic EVER. I mean it.

One day, Franky, Hokaru, and Kumba were talking on skype. Kumba decided that she was going to get naked and sit at her desk as she stroked her kitten, who then clawed up her shoulder and began sucking on her eyelid. Blood was all over the seat by this time, and slobber was dribbling down the side of her face.
"LOL!" Hokaru said even though Kumba had not even began to mention what her situation was. Apparently somehow Hokaru divided by Zero and had seen it all through a random black hole that appeared when Syntax error did not.
Suki randomly came into the call and began spouting random nonsense.
"Pasta! Pasta! I eat Pasta face you? Why do not, my."
"Stop using Google Translator!" Franky cried in disgust and threw his WIImote to the ground and it turned into a big Mario head before combusting into a pile of flames.
"Lol I saw that too Franky," Hokaru added.
"And YOU! Stop dividing by Zero!" He cried, once again he threw a replica of the Wiimote down except this one stood up.
"How do YOU like it when people throw you against the floor!?" The wiimote cried, offended. "You killed my brother! I'll never forgive you."
"You know what I have to say about that..." Franky began, apologetically. He then stood up slowly, walked into his kitchen, and started doing the Get Down.
"You FAIL!" The Wiimote cried before storming off to his cardboard box.
ANU and irO then poofed out of nowhere. "YO!"
"YO!"
"Gimme some of that Papa Ramen," Hokaru demanded, but the group did not have any yet.
"Guys let's sing a song!" irO suggested as Ciel and Saku poofed in, doing the Macarena at the same time.
"Bloody hell guys, The manager is coming!"
Rasta came in.
"BUSTED."
"OHHHH SHHHHHHH--" They all combusted into Ronald Mcdonald clouds.
"Nah Rasta is just playin, Riiiiiiight!?~" ANU implied seductively.
"Whoa man I'm only Okie for Yogi," Rasta replied meaning DO NOT WANT
"Yeah Rasta, we love you! You're our inspiration!" Saku glomped him. Scratch that, everyone glomped him.
"Rasta wins all of the peeps this time," Kumba laughed, her skin has now been sucked raw. The Cat was now working on her eyeball...
"Omnomnomnom"
All of a sudden, a Pikachu came out of nowhere holding Kaito and threw him over on Kumba's bed.
"THAT's for later," it grinned evily. "You get to eat the pepperonni's on my cheeks!" it exclaimed, and Kumba grabbed them, popped them off, and began to chew.
"Omg the spices...omg! The blend is so great! AGGHHHHH MY MOUTH IS HAVING A PARTY."
"SPICE BAD PUN," Hokaru yelled stil watching from that pedophile-ish black hole.
"You face eat I want do? GIMME 5 DOLLAH HO!" Suki demanded, spazzing out.

To be continued....


Now here's the entire thing after going through Google translator, making it twice as funny.

One day, Frankie, Hokaru, the Kumba and was talking on skype. She was in her cat and started sucking on her eyelids Her nails on the shoulder, patting Kumba is naked and she decided that was going to sit in front of her desk. Blood, and by this time was on the sheet was dripping down the side of her face drool.
"LOL!" Hokaru Nevertheless, the Kumba, had begun to mention what the situation was her. Apparently something Hokaru divide by zero was seen through a black hole appeared random and not all syntax errors.
Random calls favorite to come, began to spout random nonsense.
"Pasta! Pasta! My pasta? Why not eat in the face of me."
"Stop using the Google translation of" Frankie was crying in disgust, threw him to the ground Wii remote, which was before the fire burning in the mountains to the head of a big Mario.
"I am a big laugh, Frankie too," Hokaru added.
"And you! To stop dividing by zero!" He, he again stood up for this one but one shouted throwing a replica of the Wii remote controls.
"How do people on the floor I like to throw you!?" Wiimote shouted angered. "You killed my brother! I'll never forgive you," he said.
"You know I have to say about it ..." Frankie was apologetic. Then he stood up and walked slowly to the kitchen and began to descend.
"You FAIL!" Wii cried before you rush off to his cardboard box remote control.
Color out of nowhere, Australian National University and poofed. "Yo!"
"Yo!"
Of "Gimme Some Ramen, Dad," Hokaru is requested, the group did not have yet.
"We all sing sing!" Poofed to bloom and color Ciel suggested that the Macarena at the same time.
"Bloody hell people, managers are coming!"
Includes raster in.
"They said."
"OHHHH SHHHHHHH -" they all burn in a cloud of Ronald McDonald.
"Narasuta Riiiiiiight!? ~" Implied just playin hit the Australian National University.
I am an Oklahoma-born of a Yogi "Oh man said," does not mean raster answered.
"Raster Yeah, we love it! You're our inspiration!" He Saku glomped. First, everyone he glomped.
"All of the raster, this time winning a peek," Kumba smile, her skin and is absorbed by students. The cat was working on her eye ...
"Omnomnomnom"
All of a sudden, Pikcahu hold a thief anywhere, has been thrown out on his bed on the Kumba.
"Is to save," it evily vibe. "You can eat pepperonni my cheeks!" Shouted and grabbed the Kumba to pop out of them, began to chew.
"Spice's real ... by OMG! Is a wonderful blend! AGGHHHHH held a party in my mouth".
"The SPICE bad joke," Hokaru Still is, shouted from a black hole look like pedophiles.
"Do I? GIMME 5 DOLLAH face that Ho wants to eat!" Suki asked awkward.

The most beautiful piece of Literature on the planet

XD

Oh my god


What

It's so much better than hearing the news about indigo not being a colour anymore <33

why are people worrying about indigo not being a color in the first place? I mean, what the hell is the world coming to when we can't agree on a color or not?

Yeah I was kinda wondering about that too...I'd say leave the color be, it never did anything to you!

People need an excuse to just make up stuff for a "New hot topic"(Bad pun)

Kinda like how Pikachu used Kaito as a distraction in the fic (haha)!
(Has to semi-keep topic going)!

Sure it was random, but it will probably make more sense later. Or maybe not. We all lauged at it cause it was so funny and it stars us! I'm definitely gonna add more people later that randomly combust in so watch for yourself!

I'm an Australian National University.

I feel special.

10/10 beautiful literature

I was just thinking how we were gonna start calling you Australian National University from now on, but it looks like you found out first! Ahahaha!

It's also weird because a lot of Acronyms tend to completely backfire. Like FMD comes out to be foot and Mouth disease...i meant Face Mount Display!

arara? I wanna be in the next fanfic, this one was epic. xD

I will definitely add you Akemi! Stay tuned for the next random part! I will poof it sometime But BEWARE! You will do something beyond random

Dear god, I may have to brace myself for this one. >.<

It's not life threating, I assure you! (Really!)
I usually allow the most outrageous things to happen to the ones I spend the most time with, so you shall be spared from the worst of it! Or at least it should be LESS dramatic than before...Hahaha!

heh, I hope it happens to be traumatic, so I can skip school and spend my time in the hospital in a coma. :D

All right guys it's totally time to do the second part!

When we left off, Suki was running around yelling about her faiv dollahs.
"Why you no give me faiv dollah!?"
Akemi randomly poofed in Jutsu-style, holding a Papa Ramen in his hand.
"Suki, no one HAS FAIV DOLLAS-"
He was cut off when she slapped the Papa Ramen in his face, causing him to have a minor spasm.
"Augh!! Here's your faiv dollah with my fist--!"
In the next Instant, ANU had formed a protective shield around Suki.
"No no no! You're doing it wrong!" He announced. "Don't you have caring and fuzzy compassion for the rest of us here?" He did crazy puppy-dog eyes and everyone got sweatdrops...
"But...but she spilled my Papa Ramen!" D: he protested.
"There there," Franky comforted. "We'll get more."
"But where!?" Hokaru asked. "I totally totally want some too!"
"TOTALLY," Kumba added, stll cuddling with Pikachu and creating blueprints for her future Kaito "Plans"...

Everyone then gathered in fron of the Hyrule Market to decide how they would find some more Papa Ramen.
"I'm starting to get used to randomly poofing places now," irO said wearily.
"Well I guess dividing by Zero is a little awkward means of travel..." Sakura got another sweatdrop. "Seriously, how DOES Hokaru do it?"
"Nothing a firey passionate man-hug can't fix!" She cried crazily, leaping for the two, but the dodged out of the way with very little effort.
"Hey Guys!" someone said and the group spun around.
"Jin!?" Suki asked, surprised.
"Huh? Who's Jin? I'm Rauru, the Sage of Light (NOTYAGAMI) And I'm gonna help you find this 'Papa Ramen' In which you speak."
"Yay!" Akemi cried happily and began dancing around.
"All right, let's go to the cave of Wonders!" Franky announced, and, following his lead, they descended into the cave of Wonders, where they encountered some strange animals.
"Those are monsters! Pikachu, I choose yuuuu!" Kumba cried all cool-like and fwished her hat backwards like Ash does.
"Salad-Mite!" Hokaru cried, causing a wave of Salad to obliterate the smaller numbers.
"FAIV DOLLAH BILLS!" Suki screamed loudly and more were easily defeated.
"Go, my Nico Chorus Army!" ANU commanded, and a huge army began to sweep out the fleet.
"Falcon Punch!" Jin continued, stretching his arm into a huge, spiked mass that turned his foes into pancakes!
"YOOOOpppeeeIIIIII WiiMote Mario Head explosion!" Franky added to the ensamble.
"Rock out, PSP Power is go!" Akemi sent out an army of huge human-like PsP's
"The power of Yuri compels you!" irO sent bunches of fangirls to attack.
"CUTENESS OVERLOAD!" Sakura created a mini-implosion that finished the remainder off.
Ciel and Mong poofed in directly afterwards.
"Great job, everyone!"
"What timing, you guys came in after we finished T__T" Hokaru cried.
"I-it wasn't intentional," Mong assured.



To be continued! Will they ever find more papa Ramen? Will Kumba ever get to obliterate Kaito? What are Ciel's and Mongs hidden attacks? And what hapens when MaeMae turns out to be the mastermind behind it all!? Stay tuned!



...I had a lot of fun continuing it :D

Saku, your hidden ability should be storytelling >)

I want mine to be a Falcon Punch

LOL okay then you get your Falcon Punch xD

What da...I have no idea what papa ramen is. lol. PSP ppl. xD

Use your imaggggiiinnnaaaatttiiiooonnn *rainbow*

*shows up*

*looks around*

Wait, what!?

Oh, Hokaru-Chan, what would we do without your imagination?

XD