How to be Asian~

Woah guys. I never knew that so many people would read this LOL.
I'm glad you're all enjoying these asian things xD.

mostly because we can relate-- not to mention being asian has its downside-- ROCK HARD DISCIPLINE XD

Step 1: Use chopsticks properly
i nvr know i have this skill.

Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
i always do that.

Step6: Claim every grade as bad, even 95%+
classic

Step7: Always be like OMG WHY SO EXPENSIVE? IT SHOULD BE 10 DOLLAHH (etc)
only when im out of budget

Step11: Tell your kids to be doctors or lawyers
STRESS!!

Step12: Write with your right hand if you’re left handed
i still write with left hand~~

Step16: Eat rice everyday
i eat burger.

Step19: Drink tea everyday
leamon tea~

Step20: Learn to play mah-jong
i dont gamble~

Step23: HAV TAEYANG'S WEDDING DRESS ON UR MP3 PLAYER AND PHONE
i rather have porn.

I.................... have another one 8D.

Always wear yo boxers at home YEAAAAAAAH NO PANTS FTW ( everyone does this at work in Vietnam -.-;; at Le home stores LOL )

Yea... Most of these are normal for me... lawl =w='
You forgot knowing how to distinguish fresh vegies or fruits from old ones.
When my parents go to the asian store to buy melons..they always tap it or hit it and listen to the sound.
I'm always confused on how they do that...
Asian parents and their supersonic hearings >.>

EVALUATION
Step 1: Never was able to. I just stab stuff with 'em.
Step 2: Rosetta-Stone?
Step 3: Too much work
Step 4: wat does this mean
Step 5: wat
Step 6: I have B's so leave it alone for now.
Step7: Done and done.
Step8: Likely will
Step9: Screw that. I'll do it in a british accent.
Step10: I dont wanna.
Step11: My mom wants me to be a lawyer.
Step12: My left hand is disabled
Step13: I know how.
Step14: IM TOO YOUNG
Step 15: This doesnt exist in america
Step16: Sometimes
Step17: had it for dinner
Step18: hate tea hate it all
Step19: Read above ^^
Step20: whats that
Step21: whats that
Step 22: IM POOR I DO THAT
Step23: i dont own an MP3 player
Step24: I play cards sometimes
Step25: i am 13
Step26: I go to see movies or to shed blood on CoD
Step27: YESH

Step 1: Use chopsticks properly
Not many chinese Asian know how to use chopstick btw, as long as the family is totally English educated

Step 2: Learn the language
ooo

Step 3: Learn the Accent
This is a must!!

Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
errr, i will leave it x.x

Step 5: Do comparison shopping for everything
I will leave it to my mom and aunties : )

Step6: Claim every grade as bad, even 95%+
I would only certain country has this problems :/

Step7: Always be like OMG WHY SO EXPENSIVE? IT SHOULD BE 10 DOLLAHH (etc)
Most country here is developing country, I need to save thrice more than American just to buy most of the stuff. *sigh*

Step8: Compare your kids with others
Old folk ~

Step9: When you have kids, yell at them in a different language
Its so trueee

Step10: Listen to trad music and Chinese opera
Not me ~.~

Step11: Tell your kids to be doctors or lawyers
ITS FREAKING COMMON HERE

Step12: Write with your right hand if you’re left handed
No comment.

Step13: Bargain
Save as much as we can here : )

Step14: Do chemistry physics
hmm?

Step 15: Do not be lazy
@.@

Step17: Eat fish
Typical family will do


Step18: Drink Chinese herbal medicine tea
Sip as much as you can before the "bitter attack!'


Step19: Drink tea everyday
its cheap here ~.~'

Step20: Learn to play mah-jong
True~'

Step21: Learn to play Big 2
Important!!'


Step24: When you go to someone’s house play cards and sing karaoke.
YESH!~'

i have some 8D i think 8D

>> DIP LE BREAD IN COFFEE / TEA / HOT MILK / HOT CHOCO, EAT LE BREAD AND THEN DRINK THEM AFTERWARDS.
>> HAV FRIED RICE ON BREAKFAST.
>> BANG LE ICE ON LE WALL UNTIL IT IS CRUSHED THEN PUT IT IN LE BLENDER FOR JUICE MIXES /SHAKES.
>> NEVER SWEEP LE FLOOR AT NIGHT COZ IT WILL SWEEP OUT GOODLUCK AND BE HIT BY YOUR MOTHER IN THE HEAD.
>> CALL EVERY STUFF THAT COMES FROM US AS IMPORTED OR HIGH CLASS.
>> GROW LE PINKY FINGER'S NAILS LONGER THAN LE OTHER FINGERS.

and i guess that's what i know of XD tell me if some aren't considered asian XD

buranku wrote:i have some 8D i think 8D

>> DIP LE BREAD IN COFFEE / TEA / HOT MILK / HOT CHOCO, EAT LE BREAD AND THEN DRINK THEM AFTERWARDS.
>> HAV FRIED RICE ON BREAKFAST.
>> BANG LE ICE ON LE WALL UNTIL IT IS CRUSHED THEN PUT IT IN LE BLENDER FOR JUICE MIXES /SHAKES.
>> NEVER SWEEP LE FLOOR AT NIGHT COZ IT WILL SWEEP OUT GOODLUCK AND BE HIT BY YOUR MOTHER IN THE HEAD.
>> CALL EVERY STUFF THAT COMES FROM US AS IMPORTED OR HIGH CLASS.
>> GROW LE PINKY FINGER'S NAILS LONGER THAN LE OTHER FINGERS.

and i guess that's what i know of XD tell me if some aren't considered asian XD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AMFG THIS IS SAO FRIGGIN TRUE AHAHAHAH IM LAUGHING MY A@# OFF IN SCIENCE CLASSS LOOOOOL ROFL LMAO -bricked-

amg mang, everyday its rice for breakfast, rice for lunch, rice for dinner, rice as a snack.
NO MOAR TIME D: alright time to go to second period.

THIS IS SAO TRUE THO MANG. SAO TRUUUUUUUU.

Step 2: Learn the language
~Currently teaching myself Japanese
Step 3: Learn the Accent
~I think I've got a good accent down
Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
~I'm gonna start
Step7: Always be like OMG WHY SO EXPENSIVE? IT SHOULD BE 10 DOLLAHH (etc)
~I do complain about expensive things a lot...
Step9: When you have kids, yell at them in a different language
~Will do~
Step10: Listen to trad music and Chinese opera
~I do...sometimes...
Step11: Tell your kids to be doctors or lawyers
~Or some other extremely high-paying job.
Step12: Write with your right hand if you’re left handed
~I write with my left hand, since I'm right handed.
Step13: Bargain
~All the time!
Step14: Do chemistry physics
~Well I'm in AP Chemistry now...
Step 15: Do not be lazy
~NEVAR WILL BEH!
Step16: Eat rice everyday
~...
Step17: Eat fish
~...
Step19: Drink tea everyday
~Oh come on.
Step 22: When your clothes don’t fit, give them to others and ask for second hands
~Yep.
Step24: When you go to someone’s house play cards and sing karaoke.
~Hahahahaaha La~
Step26: When you do go over to a friend house on a school day it has to be for school work
~Everytime.
Step27: Pirate everything that moves
~*Looks at most of my GBA games*