How to be Asian~

s-so racist ;A;

you forget that you must wear traditional Asian clothes xD!
just kiddin x3

Im not even Asian and alot of these apply..

Step 1: Use chopsticks properly
More or less...
Step 2: Learn the language
I'm a learnin 8D

Step 3: Learn the Accent
Well even before i learned some japanese i said stuff with an accent..
Like i say my L's like R's when im saying something fast >_<

Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
Yes.

Step7: Always be like OMG WHY SO EXPENSIVE? IT SHOULD BE 10 DOLLAHH (etc)
This is my mom^

Step8: Compare your kids with others
...I do this to myself..Does that count...?

Step9: When you have kids, yell at them in a different language
I would do this.If squeaky was a voice than my mom does this also.

Step11: Tell your kids to be doctors or lawyers
My parents does this even though i want to be a doctor anyway :p

Step14: Do chemistry physics
My dad FORCES me to learn chemistry he even checked out a book from the library ;_;

Step 15: Do not be lazy
Lie.

Step16: Eat rice everyday
I would if my parents would let me.

Step19: Drink tea everyday
Bojangles tea~

Step20: Learn to play mah-jong
Computer Mah-jong is the best.

Step24: When you go to someone’s house play cards and sing karaoke.
I wish my friends liked Asian stuff maybe we could do stuff like this >_>

Step26: When you do go over to a friend house on a school day it has to be for school work
Sike.Lol. We arnt in school right now so..

I'M SO ASIAN. OH MY GAWSH.

Step 1: Use chopsticks properly
K-kinda, I learnt like, last week? LOL. But it came to me naturally. /shot

Step 3: Learn the Accent
HALF THE PEOPLE IN OUR SCHOOL LOVE IMITATING IT. LOL.

Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
YUS.

Step 5: Do comparison shopping for everything
"This one has more AND is cheaper that that one! I'LL BUY IT!"

Step6: Claim every grade as bad, even 95%+
Mum. Seriously, I get such good marks. Please realise.

Step7: Always be like OMG WHY SO EXPENSIVE? IT SHOULD BE 10 DOLLAHH (etc)
This is why I have no anime/manga etc. things in my room. NOTHING.

Step8: Compare your kids with others
My friends are so much more better than me, apparently.

Step 15: Do not be lazy
Fufufu~

Step16: Eat rice everyday
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

Step17: Eat fish


Step 22: When your clothes don’t fit, give them to others and ask for second hands
My cousin has most of my clothes which I wore when I was what, 5?

Step23: HAV TAEYANG'S WEDDING DRESS ON UR MP3 PLAYER AND PHONE
That. *drools*

Step24: When you go to someone’s house play cards and sing karaoke.
ALWAYS. But only cousin's house because my mum is paranoid I'll get kidnapped by my friend's household or summat. ._.'

Are we asians really that weird?

Step 28: The internet is bad. Never let your kids get on the internet. To questions asked.

XDD I lol'd.

(On a side note, I never realised we had so many Singaporeans around here. I should invite everyone to my school for a recording. If you know which schools have recording studios, you know where I am ^^

I can't use chopsticks properly, the V-sign gets a little annoying after awhile and if I go to China, I have to imitate my friend's accent or else they double the price on everything you see D: And I can't do physics. My choice of music is Japanese and modern Chinese. And I'm freakin' lazy in certain aspects. XD

The only one that applies to me are...uh, sing karaoke? I'm an avid karaoke singer. My parents hope I'll become a doctor or lawyer (I might take medicine, but that's because I WANT to.)

In other words... not your typical Asian? DD:

Most of these apply to me xDD
Except~
Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
I dont do this in ALL photos.. But I do sometimes xD

Step14: Do chemistry physics
No..
Step 15: Do not be lazy
I am lazy ; v;

Step19: Drink tea everyday
Sadly, not everyday D8

Step18: Drink Chinese herbal medicine tea
I dont drink this kind of tea 8'|

Step20: Learn to play mah-jong

Step21: Learn to play Big 2

Step 22: When your clothes don’t fit, give them to others and ask for
second hands

Step24: When you go to someone’s house play cards and sing karaoke.

Step25: Know how to play 13

Step26: When you do go over to a friend house on a school day it has to be for school work
Lol we just slack

Step 1: Use chopsticks properly
I still don't know how.. XD. (Properly anyway)

Step 2: Learn the language
Uhm.. I know how to speak Cantonese I guess? Also a few 100 Chinese characters because of learning Japanese.

Step 3: Learn the Accent
What..?

Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
Happens, sometimes.

Step 5: Do comparison shopping for everything
Why not?

Step6: Claim every grade as bad, even 95%+
-_-; luckily my parents don't do that.

Step7: Always be like OMG WHY SO EXPENSIVE? IT SHOULD BE 10 DOLLAHH (etc)
My family isn't that cheap.

Step8: Compare your kids with others
Always, ALWAYS.

Step9: When you have kids, yell at them in a different language
They have to grow up bilingual!

Step10: Listen to trad music and Chinese opera
Hmmm not really.

Step11: Tell your kids to be doctors or lawyers
Yes, at least the generation above me do. But they're good for trying to hold themselves back.

Step12: Write with your right hand if you’re left handed
I think I heard a few shocked people when my little cousin wrote with left...

Step13: Bargain
Whenever possible.

Step14: Do chemistry physics
Not that I know of...

Step 15: Do not be lazy
That's what everyone says, but is that really so? XD.

Step16: Eat rice everyday
Asians can't possibly live without rice.

Step17: Eat fish
>_> yes?

Step18: Drink Chinese herbal medicine tea
I have to drink various Chinese drinks because they're apparently GOOD for me..

Step19: Drink tea everyday
If my parents could they would let me drink tea every day.

Step20: Learn to play mah-jong
I think gambling is natural in Asian blood, but I don't get forced to learn it lol. (and don't gamble in the first place)

Step21: Learn to play Big 2
What's that..

Step 22: When your clothes don’t fit, give them to others and ask for second hands
I mostly only get bought clothing, but do give them away when they don't fit anymore.

Step23: HAV TAEYANG'S WEDDING DRESS ON UR MP3 PLAYER AND PHONE
WHAT?

Step24: When you go to someone’s house play cards and sing karaoke.
The natural thing to do.

Step25: Know how to play 13
13!? What 13?

Step26: When you do go over to a friend house on a school day it has to be for school work
No.

Step27: Pirate everything that moves
Mostly anyway...

Happy I found this, mwahah~~ ><

Step 1: Use chopsticks properly
Of course! If not, I get scolded by my mother (even though I am already 16!) >'D

Step 2: Learn the language
Since I am vietnamese, I also got that step!

Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
Not on all, but on most of the photos (V)

Step 5: Do comparison shopping for everything
Alright, everything - and I mean everything - has to be cheap!

Step6: Claim every grade as bad, even 95%+
Well, my parents think that way t-t

Step7: Always be like OMG WHY SO EXPENSIVE? IT SHOULD BE 10 DOLLAHH (etc)
Gosh, that's soooo right. Can't agree more!!
What my parents would say: Ten dollah? That eleven too musch. óò''

Step8: Compare your kids with others
My parents always compare me to their friends' children.
Why- why on earth are asian parents so mean?! T-T

Step9: When you have kids, yell at them in a different language
My parents always yell at me in vietnamese, so nobody can understand :O

Step10: Listen to trad music and Chinese opera
Mother and father: Trad music ftw!! xo

Step12: Write with your right hand if you’re left handed
Ehw, my poor otouto-chan had to go through this step, now he is right handed, lol.
(Well, he was only 3 years at that time, now he is 4....... :'D)

Step13: Bargain
Everytime and everywhere!! >D

Step 15: Do not be lazy
Hah, that's something. I am still lazy and my parents hate it /innocent

Step16: Eat rice everyday
Rice, rice noodles (pho), rice cakes, rice balls, etc. yummy, yummy *-*

Step17: Eat fish
I like fish a lot v-v

Step18: Drink Chinese herbal medicine tea
Gosh, my mother forced me to trink some disgusting black liquid and... /died. xo

Step19: Drink tea everyday
I love tea! /addict *-*

Step21: Learn to play Big 2
The last time I played this was years ago, still, I know how to do.

Step 22: When your clothes don’t fit, give them to others and ask for second hands
I gave my old clothes to my sister and they fit perfectly c:

Step23: HAV TAEYANG'S WEDDING DRESS ON UR MP3 PLAYER AND PHONE
YES!!!!

Step24: When you go to someone’s house play cards and sing karaoke.
Karaoke. Karaoke. Karaoke. Karaoke. Karaoke. ♥

Step25: Know how to play 13
I know how to play this game, mwaha~

Step26: When you do go over to a friend house on a school day it has to be for school work
Unless it's not another vietnamese friend my parents know: yes!

Lmao, this is hilarious xDDD

Step 1: Use chopsticks properly
Used them all my life :3

Step 2: Learn the language
I speak japanese.

Step 3: Learn the Accent
Tried to imitate my mom right in front of her xD

Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
Yup, which is why all my friends tell me, "You're sooooo asian!!!"

Step 5: Do comparison shopping for everything
= u =

Step13: Bargain
Goes to yard sales all the time with my mommy...

Step16: Eat rice everyday
Yup. Lots of times, twice a day.

Step17: Eat fish
Almost everyday since I don't eat red meat.

Step19: Drink tea everyday
Whenever I go to the kitchen, green tea somehow magically appears in my cup. Really, mom?

Step23: HAV TAEYANG'S WEDDING DRESS ON UR MP3 PLAYER AND PHONE
*Nods* I try to sing it all the time.

Step 1: Use chopsticks properly
I fail at using chopsticks (I'm using it the wrong way )

Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
I do that like, 90% of the time LOLLLL

Step6: Claim every grade as bad, even 95%+
Agree XD! I tend to be a little disappointed.

Step7: Always be like OMG WHY SO EXPENSIVE? IT SHOULD BE 10 DOLLAHH (etc)
LOL I do that! Because I'm not working and I just find some of the items not worth the price!

Step8: Compare your kids with others
Well, my mum does in the past o.o.

Step9: When you have kids, yell at them in a different language
I guess Hokkien (A dialect) counts XD!

Step13: Bargain
I really want to. But I'm too embarassed.

Step14: Do chemistry physics
It is compulsory for me to =_=

Step16: Eat rice everyday
We have to eat rice!! It is our staple food!

Step17: Eat fish
I hate fish. But I'm forced to eat them.

Step18: Drink Chinese herbal medicine tea
Again, I'm forced to.

Step20: Learn to play mah-jong
Ahhh.. One of my favourite. But I only know the basics to winning though.

Step21: Learn to play Big 2
<33 Another game we love to play with poker cards XD!

And.. that is it for me o.o

LOL Shuu steps up to the plate~

Step 1: Use chopsticks properly
Psh. Of course. You can eat anything with chopsticks. 8D

Step 2: Learn the language
...I was born in Asia...

Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
REFUSED. 8D

Step 5: Do comparison shopping for everything
I'm a broke college student, so of course. It's got little to do with being Asian.

Step6: Claim every grade as bad, even 95%+
YES. You got 99%?! SHAME. D<

Step7: Always be like OMG WHY SO EXPENSIVE? IT SHOULD BE 10 DOLLAHH (etc)
Lol. No, actually. Certain things are just worth that much.

Step8: Compare your kids with others
Yes. It's such an unhealthy way of fostering growth. 8D (<-has a bazillion neuroses because of it.)

Step9: When you have kids, yell at them in a different language
I yell at my sister in Mandarin. :\ Gotta make sure they understand both languages.

Step10: Listen to trad music and Chinese opera
...Western classical? 8D

Step12: Write with your right hand if you’re left handed
...Right-handed anyway. Actually, my mom trained me to do a lot of things with my left hand (cutting, carrying things, brushing teeth...). Said it would make me smarter. O_o

Step13: Bargain
Chinese shop-owners are scary. T^T I'm too scared to bargain with them.

Step 15: Do not be lazy
LOL~!!!!! No normal kid can avoid this.

Step16: Eat rice everyday
Of course~! <3

Step17: Eat fish
FISH~! <333

Step18: Drink Chinese herbal medicine tea
Hm... Some. And then, I'm the one making them. 8D

Step19: Drink tea everyday
Tea + coffee~! <33333

Step21: Learn to play Big 2
WTF is this?

Step 22: When your don’t fit, give them to others and ask for second hands
NEVAH~! Shuu likes shiny new~!

Step23: HAV TAEYANG'S WEDDING DRESS ON UR MP3 PLAYER AND PHONE
...I was in the McDonald's in Times Square in NY, and this was playing. 8D But no, I don't have it on either.

Step24: When you go to someone’s house play cards and sing karaoke.
...We sit around and eat and drink tea and discuss deep philosophical questions/not-so-deep and not-so-philosophical non-questions. 8D

Step25: Know how to play 13
Again, WTF is this?

Step26: When you do go over to a friend house on a school day it has to be for school work
Hm... I guess so. Although now, I live in a dorm, so me going over to his/her place (ie. across the hall) happens about 5 times a day, and it's usually, "Yo, you going down to dinner soon? Give me another 5, and I'll be down." 8DDD

Step 1: Use chopsticks properly
I stab my food~~~~~!!!! like *stab stab nomnom stab*~~
I twirl my noodles like im eating pasta... ~~

Step 2: Learn the language
Darling~ Im Singaporean ^^
Chinese, English...... ~~~
Singlish, Hokkien, Cantonese, Hainanese~
^swearing (:
Ah im a fail Hainanese though.. i can only count =.=


Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
>///<
So embarrassing!! D:
Im too shy XDDDD ehehe~

Step 5: Do comparison shopping for everything
Pfft mommy and daddy give me too little allowance D:
Min is always broke~ so i'll go comparing prices ^^
have to go get a part time job soon D:

Step6: Claim every grade as bad, even 95%+
"Huh? you top the school for D&T and top your class for english? Excuse me! I know you can do better than that!!!" ~~

Step7: Always be like OMG WHY SO EXPENSIVE? IT SHOULD BE 10 DOLLAHH (etc)
"I'll just call my dad if it overshots $20
^^
okay not really ~~
I'll just pay (:

Step8: Compare your kids with others
This sucks!~
Im always being compared to people D:
Cousins... neighbors.. STRANGERS. whuttt??D:
and my sister... my sister... omg.. she can study from morning to night~~
seriously non-stop. makes me feel a lot worse ~~~

Step9: When you have kids, yell at them in a different language
My parents yell at me in Chinese, Malay, Cantonese, Hokkien, Hainanese.
My sister yell at each other in... ah we usually whack each other and scream... curses in hokkien~~

Step10: Listen to trad music and Chinese opera
*runs away*
what kind of traditional? o.0~~
Oldies~~ my family lovess oldies ^^ english ones XD like... carpenters and stuff....

Step12: Write with your right hand if you’re left handed
im right handed but .. apart from writing.. i do most other things with my left o.o

Step13: Bargain
im too shy XDDD~~~~ i just pay and run away ~~~

Step 15: Do not be lazy
Imma lazy kid~ deal with it :D

Step16: Eat rice everyday
yummy ^^
rice is good~~~

Step17: Eat fish
Mommy says if i don't eat fish i'll be stupid.
"Fish is good for your brain! eat it! you don't want to be stupid"
"erm yea.. i'll eat it.. I never said i wasnt gonna eat it.. i like fish" D:
Mommy is naggy OTL~~~~~~

Step18: Drink Chinese herbal medicine tea
Grandma forces it down my throat... ah but some i like ^^

Step19: Drink tea everyday
Bubble tea counts? o.0 ~~
eheheh i like all tea so <3

Step21: Learn to play Big 2
wazit? D: ~~



Step 22: When your don’t fit, give them to others and ask for second hands
bleh D:
i like my things nice and new :3 ~~

Step23: HAV TAEYANG'S WEDDING DRESS ON UR MP3 PLAYER AND PHONE
I deleted it. ^^
I have Super Junior though <3

Step24: When you go to someone’s house play cards and sing karaoke.
Eat. Eat. Eat. Talk. Talk. Talk. (:

Step25: Know how to play 13
-fails-

Step26: When you do go over to a friend house on a school day it has to be for school work
Ah.. Thursdays i go my friend's house to play with his doggies... I haz no school on thurs~
and other days school is only for 2-3 hrs so...
"yosh!~ Later i go your house! you got snacks? oh yea you supposed help me download anime!!"
^
usually.... ~~~

Do i fail as an Asian? D:

All of this relates to me.... e 0 e

(>U<)V
^YEEEEEEAAAAH. -shot-

I'm Laotion and Native American, so really, only half Asian. Uhm, if you don't know about Laos, it's just a country next to Cambodia, and originates from Chinese people. ;;

-Step 1: Use chopsticks properly
I mean, I can use them well and stuff, very nice... ;; But could someone watch me and tell me I'm doing it right? ^^;
-Step 2: Learn the language
I've never learned any other language besides English... I do know some Japanese, but... ORZ;;
-Step 3: Learn the Accent
I apparently I'm really good at doing a Chinese lady voice. ;;
-Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
I don't do it in photos... but I definitely do it in normal movement without noticing. ;; (I got pointed out the other day. ;//; Embarrassed, ne)
-Step 7: Always be like OMG WHY SO EXPENSIVE? IT SHOULD BE 10 DOLLAHH (etc)
My mother.
-Step 8: Compare your kids with others
Our family is all like, "NO! We don't compare in this house!" so we don't. o__o
-Step 9: When you have kids, yell at them in a different language
This has never happened to us, mainly because my mom gave up teaching the language after the oldest forgot it for English. XD
-Step 15: Do not be lazy
Mom says this all the time, but... LOL.
-Step 16: Eat rice everyday
No everyday, but we eat it a lot. ;; A lot.
-Step 17: Eat fish
:3 Yerpy?
-Step 19: Drink tea everyday
I did for awhile, but stopped since the....tea accident. O_O
-Step20: Learn to play mah-jong
I've done it virtually. :D ;;;;
-Step26: When you do go over to a friend house on a school day it has to be for school work
Basically...Yeah.


I will never grow taller from this height here. ORZ;; (4'11-5'0) At least I got a little taller than my mom.

I'm already Asian...so...
I decided to do it anyway.

Step 1: Use chopsticks properly
I know how to use them XD
Step 2: Learn the language
I can speak 2 Asian languages; xxxx fluently and Japanese.
Step 3: Learn the Accent
I already have the accent. *3*
Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
<----
Step 5: Do comparison shopping for everything
All the time.
Step6: Claim every grade as bad, even 95%+
90%+ is the limit.
Step7: Always be like OMG WHY SO EXPENSIVE? IT SHOULD BE 10 DOLLAHH (etc)
Totally me.
Step13: Bargain
Ohohohoh XD...
Step17: Eat fish
Salmon and Tuna are my favorites.
Step21: Learn to play Big 2
Hahahaa... Brings back memories.

LOL This is pretty true. o3o

Steps 1-4, 7, 9, 10, 13, 16-19, 22 and 26 apply to me. xD
5, 6, 8, 11, 12, 15, 20, 24 applies to my family as well as those listed above. owo I'll just comment on stuff that I don't do/ know about xD

Step 14: Do chemistry physics
/fails at chemistry and doesn't take physics o3o

Step20: Learn to play mah-jong
Step21: Learn to play Big 2
Step25: Know how to play 13
WHAT ARE THOSE OAO [/only knows what mahjong is but doesn't know how to play xD]

Step23: HAV TAEYANG'S WEDDING DRESS ON UR MP3 PLAYER AND PHONE
To be honest, I have no idea who's that. o-o;

Step27: Pirate everything that moves
... .w.; I don't do that. xD

k, true ones... Steps 1, 5, 7, 13, 17, 21

Step 2: Learn the language
ONLY VERY VERY BADLY. -fail-

Step 3: Learn the Accent
... I have an Australian accent. -facedesk-

Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
Not all ;w;

Step6: Claim every grade as bad, even 95%+
I'D BE OVERJOYED IF I GOT 95%.

Step8: Compare your kids with others
Step9: When you have kids, yell at them in a different language
I don't have kiiiiidss. But I yell at my siblings in different languages. :D

Step10: Listen to trad music and Chinese opera
Step18: Drink Chinese herbal medicine tea
ew.

Step11: Tell your kids to be doctors or lawyers
My dad tells me to be one?

Step12: Write with your right hand if you’re left handed
Why would you do that?!

Step14: Do chemistry physics
Chemistry, yes. I hate physics ;w;

Step 15: Do not be lazy
PFFFF I'M LIKE THE LAZIEST OF LAZYBUTTS.

Step16: Eat rice everyday
Step19: Drink tea everyday
Not everyday ;w; I'd get sick of it if I ate/drunk it everyday (wtf, an Asian being sick of rice or tea? OMNOMNOM BUBBLE TEA oh how I miss you)
Actually, I'd totally drink bubble tea everyday. ./shot

Step20: Learn to play mah-jong
Step24: When you go to someone’s house play cards and sing karaoke.
Nuh-uh.

Step 22: When your clothes don’t fit, give them to others and ask for second hands
I give mine to my sister but I wouldn't ask for second hands ):

Step23: HAV TAEYANG'S WEDDING DRESS ON UR MP3 PLAYER AND PHONE
I AM SO SICK OF THAT SONG. UGHHH.

Step25: Know how to play 13
I don't even know what that is. I went at looked back at step 13 before I realised it was something completely different. -facedesk-

Step26: When you do go over to a friend house on a school day it has to be for school work
I don't even go to their houses on school days! I'm too busy doing school work at my own house. ./shot

Step27: Pirate everything that moves
... what is that...

IN CONCLUSION. I fail as an asian? orz

I approve of Step 25, I've played that game a lot too, a common game to gamble on haha

I can be so un-Asian... despite actually being Asian.

For instance, I'm allergic to seafood and cats. And I looooooooooooooove country music.

o n o

WHY IS THIS SO ME >: -dies-

WARNING:
IF YOU ARE ASIAN or not lol MIND YOU THAT YOU KEEP 'Step 15: Do not be lazy' IN MIND did i just repeat mind twice lol ? -make that thrice- IT RHYMES WITH RICE O.O YOU SHALL SET OUT ON A JOURNEY what journey ... TO READ THIS PROPHECY did i just call this a prophecy -.- AND COME BACK WITH A COOKIE FOR ME O.O -yum- I should shut up now loooool ... OTL

Spoiler:

'nuff said OTL
-is SOMEWHAT pure asian according to puppet's asian thingamahdfjkabfjasd list o.o- OTL

Ok sometimes I think you...think way too hard xD such randomness isn't created out of nowhere, at least from my history of forum surfin, this is quite astonishing..

LOL many of those are very true! I'm part Chinese and part Javanese (not Japanese; it's not a typo). And I live in Indonesia, and it's Asia, LOL~

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