How to be Asian~

1,2,3,5,7,8,9,13,14,17,20,21,22,24,25,26,27

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also - WHITE FLOWER OIL 8DDDD

Oh. AND FISH SAUCE

*i add fish sauce to everything*

^ Fish sauce ... ftw

@ Xero WHY THANK YOU FOR BEING ASTONISHED AT A MERE TEENAGER ... ( i'm lost and i don't know wth to say next ...) um excuse me ...

WOW.
I thought this thing was...lost in the forums forever.
LF>Puppet and drew to update list.
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Know how to solve a rubik's cube...i swear that's an asian thing

and dominate in every type of video game

Take off your sandals when you enter the house too all my asian friends do that

^ -can solve a rubix cube- LOOOOOOOOOL

- can dominate you in Zelda xD -i finished orcarina of time in one day ( round 12 hours should do it lol ) -is working on majoras-
and last one
YOU MUST TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES OR YOU WILL SEE THE WRATH OF THE ASIAN EYES O.O -wth- ?

Oh yeah, SPICY THINGS. I myself dislike spicy things (like chili, pepper, and wasabi), but most of my friends and family members (all Asian, of course) just LOVE spicy things. Like, if there's no chili sauce or chopped green chilies with soy sauce, they won't eat. "Something crucial to this dish is missing" they say...

No wonder mexicans look asian sometimes...i think they are like a subgroup of asians that got really tired of the sun and kinda changed. Mexicans LOVE spicy things, especially my friend and his family, he told me about all the peppers they have over there

they're like equator adapted asians..

U see some aunties Q-ing, u also follow Q. Ppl ask u why, u also dont know, say Q only.

^ LOL incase some people don't get the 'aunties' part.

We singaporeans call middle age women 'aunties' so yeah XD, it doesnt matter if we are related or not LOLOL!!!

Kago wrote:^ LOL incase some people don't get the 'aunties' part.

We singaporeans call middle age women 'aunties' so yeah XD, it doesnt matter if we are related or not LOLOL!!!

LOL!!

We just call everyone sister/brother 8D

LOL! I'm azn and... If you are one, Don't you think that your parents instead of talking, they shout at you? Hahaha xDD! I'm use to it tough o 3o

Mostly people from China xD

Words of wisdom is so true, my parents always tell me stuffs at the wrong timing (eg. During lunch or dinner, they tell me stuffs about the body, the health, regardless it is disgusting or not -_-)

LOL Getting goods grades is true too. Although, I think my parents wasn't that strict on me since I'm the youngest. I heard from my elder sister that whenever she failed something last time, my parents would whack the hell out of her

vietnam was born from china so OTL yes lol parents yell at me all the time -is deaf-

Yup yup u.u Haha~ I thought it was only people from China xDD

TO SIT IN THE SEIZA POSITION WHEN SITTING AT ALL TIMES, NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU SIT !

Definition: To sit in a seiza position, one kneels on the floor with their legs folded under the thighs and the buttocks are rested on the heels of feet.

Da chi oi xD

I KNOW RAI-RA-bricked- Kyo is kawaii tooooo ! ♥


ReEdit: HOW TO BE ASIAN ?

Be cute. LOL in an onee-san and onii-chan way...


Kyo-oneeeeeeechan, kimi was kawaii desu yo ne ♥

P.S. -bricked-

<<< asian~

i hate how mom expects perfection from me or from my sister. she doesnt know that we're not even doing that.

there's this one time my mom was favoring my cuzin since he already has a job and is recieving income. she doesnt even consider that my cuzin was lecherous (before he got his first daughter, atleast he became loyal to the mother when the child came around) smokes and drinks while i dont do those DX

Is South Asian count? 8D lol

Step 1: Use chopsticks properly
i just use it to eat noddles xD

Step 2: Learn the language
wanna learn to speak japanese fluently.. but oh well.. *skip*

Step 3: Learn the Accent
i don't know how to.. >_>

Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
do that sometimes rofl xD

Step 5: Do comparison shopping for everything
well.. right maybe? xD <just bought mangas

Step6: Claim every grade as bad, even 95%+
lol my grade isn't so good... :D *slap!*

Step7: Always be like OMG WHY SO EXPENSIVE? IT SHOULD BE 10 DOLLAHH (etc)
hahaha i don't know if 10 dollar is cheap or expensive *kicked*

Step9: When you have kids, yell at them in a different language
for my parents.. no :D
they just yelling my name haha

Step11: Tell your kids to be doctors or lawyers
i will told them, NO

Step 15: Do not be lazy
sometimes i lazy~~~

Step16: Eat rice everyday
hahah of course~~ xD

Step17: Eat fish
i don't really like fish.. .___.

Step24: When you go to someone’s house play cards and sing karaoke.
rarely do that though :D

Step26: When you do go over to a friend house on a school day it has to be for school work
oh joy....

MOST IMPORTANT THING TO BEING ASIAN

RICE!

Well, I'm Asian! 8'D (chinese to be exact )

Step 4: Do the V (Victory) sign in all photo
I do this all the time xD but now my german friends are doing it too and I'm always like "NUUUHHHH!! ONLY ASIANS ARE ALLOWED TO DO THIS!! >.<"

Step8: Compare your kids with others
This sucks -_- I'm not really good a school and my parents are always like "Look at XY why can't you be like him/her?!"

Step10: Listen to trad music and Chinese opera
Umm...no thanks >.>

Step11: Tell your kids to be doctors or lawyers
Lol, they used to tell me that but then they accepted that I'm afraid of blood xD

Step14: Do chemistry physics
I HATE chemistry and physics.....AND MATH!! D:<

Step 15: Do not be lazy
Ahem *cough* :'D

Step16: Eat rice everyday
Yay for rice (^o^)

Step17: Eat fish
Well sometimes...

Step18: Drink Chinese herbal medicine tea
it's okay...

Step19: Drink tea everyday
Actually...I do xD I can't survive a day without green tea 8'D

Step 22: When your clothes don’t fit, give them to others and ask for second hands
I give them to others but I don't ask for second hands -_-

Step23: HAV TAEYANG'S WEDDING DRESS ON UR MP3 PLAYER AND PHONE
Taeyang rules!! 8D

Step24: When you go to someone’s house play cards and sing karaoke.
If that someone is asian then YES! All the time :'D it's so fun! xD

Step26: When you do go over to a friend house on a school day it has to be for school work
Pff...yeah right :'D lol

Most asian houses I've been in seem to ALWAYS make sure they have food on the table. Yet I never catch them eating.

o.o..