Make A Wish!

Hello all, Im not sure if I am allowed to post a new topic, yet I hope I am O.O
ANYWAY.
The game is called Make A Wish (I think XD )


HOW TO PLAY :
You make a wish, then the next person to post will 'Grant' your wish, but add a downfall to it. Then they will wish for something, the next person will grant and add downfall, ect.

EXAMPLE :

Person 1: I Wish I had dog!
Person 2: Granted, but the dog eats you. I wish I could fly to the moon!
Person 3: Granted, but you explode cuz of no Oxygen. I wish blah blah blah!
ECT.
You get the point, (I think)
I'll Start!


I wish I could swim!
(no, I cant swim O.O)

Oh, nice :3
Granted, but you drowned yourself. I wish I can be awesome .

( I can't too D': )

Granted but a dog peed on you taking your awesome away :D, I wish I could be as tall as a giraffe

Granted, but a plane kills your head.
I wish I'll watch a movie .

Granted, but it was so boring you fell asleep five minutes after it started.

I wish I'll write a book.

Granted, but everyone hate it.

I wish I can sing :3

Granted, but your awesome singing makes crazy fangirls attack you O.O

I wish I had 5000 bucks :D

Granted,but the money ends up going to charity

I wish that snailed disappeared from this earth.( I hate them. Despise them. and I will never be able to win a fight against one)

Granted but you get haunted by centipedes instead
(bet you weren't talking about a snail)

Your wish plz ;U;

Oh poo I forgot
I wish I was a ninja >

Granted, but Sasuke kills you because you fallen in love with Naruto.

I wish I can draw.

Granted but you only draw perverse things and get arrested
(IM NOT A NARUTARD I JUST COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING XD Just lettin y'all know)

You need to please make a wish :3

I wish I was awesome . Haha .

Wish granted, but then someone seized your vital region, making you no longer awesome.

I wish I'm on a boat! 8D

Granted, but you fall off of it >D

I wish I could fly like a bird <: D

Granted, but then a hunter spotted you from the ground and shot your wings.

I wish Hatsune doesn't get all the popularity.... >_>

Granted, but due to Hatsune's downfall, rabid fans constantly attack you. D<

I wish I could afford a trip to Germany. u_u

Granted, but due to your over consumption of wurst and beer, you become fat.

I wish I could sing very well.

Granted, but after people have heard your voice, they become jealous and practised, becoming better than you.

I wish Abe-san was real XD

やらにか？

Congrats Abe-san is real, but unfourtunatly he was sued for sexuall harassment becasue he asked grade schoolers to "do it" with him

I wish that my homeworks selfdestructed

Granted, but ur homeworks went out of control and more homeworks appears =D


I wish There's no World End oAo..... (Stupid Movie 2012 made me scared XD)

Granted, but now the world is over populated and there's a family living in your closet

I wish Batman came to my town

Granted but the Italian Mafia kill him. ):

I wish I have tea. ( Stupid me, I drink tea right now XD )