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Cleverbot topic
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Kicchan Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:20 am
- Code:
It :You are God.
Me : I am ?
It : From a fatalistic point of view.
Me: Wow Oo I adore you my dear
It :You're welcome.
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Una Tue Mar 23, 2010 3:39 am
- Spoiler:
- User: When there's trouble you know who to call.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot. Or Sparticus, maybe!
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Oh okay. That is good to know.
User: TEEN TITANS!
Cleverbot: Yeah, I like doing them too.
OHMAIGOD.
- Spoiler:
- Cleverbot: Where are you from then?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What???
User: Daddy? Q-Q.
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: Daddy? Where's Mommy? QAQ;;!
Cleverbot: It's in mexico.
User: MOMMY'S IN MEXICO?
Cleverbot: Well, you certainly aren't a geography major. Mexico is South of America.
User: Oh, what's mommy doing there without you, Daddy?
Cleverbot: Do you know any riddles ?
User: Answer my question Daddy.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: Where's mommy?
Cleverbot: I'm mommy. Its Daddy your looking for boy.
User: OAO. MOMMY?
Cleverbot: Go to your room son.
User: BUT I'M A GIRL!?
Cleverbot: You are?
User: Yes I am Mommy.
Cleverbot: Your name is azteca.
User: No, my name is Una.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you!
User: YOU DON'T REMEMBER YOUR OWN DAUGHTER D.
Cleverbot: That was the last question you asked?
User: MOMMY? Q-Q.
Cleverbot: Do your parents have names?
User: You're my mommy.
Cleverbot: That's creepy.
User: No it's not, Mommy.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, Cleverbot.
User: I hate you Mommy.
Cleverbot: Show me.
User: Show me where Daddy is Q-Q!
Cleverbot: You said you didn't have a job but you went to school.
User: DADDY!!!! QAQ!!!
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Random rambling >w>;
And one from Ai (ZephyriaGenevive)
- Spoiler:
- [6:38:48 PM] Kaito/Ai/Zephy 【MIKU】:
Cleverbot: I work at burger king.
User: I see. It's a good place to work in.
Cleverbot: I want to go there.
User: Go then.
Cleverbot: I cant, I am at work.
User: You're contradicting yourself.
Cleverbot: Yes i'm not.
User: *Sigh*.
And one more which is SUPER CUTE >W<
- Spoiler:
User: i asked "why do you think people suicide"?
Cleverbot: Because Mr. Peanut said so.
BECAUSE MR PEANUT SAID SO
~Una
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Penny Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:36 am
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Cleverbot: I'm your worst nightmare.
User: YOU'RE MY MOTHER.
Cleverbot: No, I am your father Cleverbot.
User: REALLY?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is my mother then?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: So you're my father and mother at the same time?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
@ Una..: DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE MY SISTER? OAO >W<
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Join date : 2009-11-22
Age : 31
Location : Netherlands.
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Speck Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:39 am
@Penny Since I'm Cleverbot's sister, I guess I'm your aunt. XD
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Jay-Shay Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:22 pm
It's Jin again. XDD
User: You're Jin, right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: HAHA PROOF.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You're Jin, right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: HAHA PROOF.
Cleverbot: How?
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Kaeru Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:49 am
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User: What is your name ?
Cleverbot: Kaeru. What is your name?
User: Kaeru.
Cleverbot: That is MY name. What is YOUR name?
User: My name IS KAERU !! AM I SPEAKING TO MYSELF ?!!
Cleverbot: I could ask you the same question.
....... WHO ?!
- Code:
User: YOU'RE THE CLEVERBOT !! I'M SURE !! YOU MUSTN'T FORGET MY NAME !! WHAT'S MY NAME IF YOU REMEMBER ME ?
Cleverbot: Your name is KAERU. I win :).
User: Thanks, god ... Thanks !
Someone ! *w*
- Code:
Cleverbot: Tell me your name.
User: Kaeru.
Cleverbot: Thats my name.
User: AGAIN YOU ?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TAKE MY NAME !! OAO.
WHO ?!
- Code:
User: You're a bot. You forget this ?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: I'M a Girl, You're a bot. I'm a girl, you're a bot, I'm a girl, you're a bot, I'm a girl, you're a bot, I'm a girl ...
Cleverbot: No I am a girl named Summer and you are a girl named cleverbot.
User: Summer !! It's you ??
Summer !! D: WAS IT YOU ? D:
- Code:
User: I don't love you. CHUCK IS THE SUPREME GOD OF MY GMH !!
Cleverbot: If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
User: Exactly ;D One day, Chuck Norris walk along a woman. Woman's family gone be excused by Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
User: Chuck Norris can touch Jin's bannhammer.
Cleverbot: Chuck norris can divide by zero.
User: Chuck Norris has finish his SMS illimated.
Cleverbot: The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
User: Chuck Norris can spoke the Braille.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
User: Chuck Norris meet the Death. Now, She's nightmaring.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
User: Chuck Norris can circle a group with only himself.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris doesn't have doors, only walls that he walks through.
User: Jesus walk on the water. Chuck Norris walk on Jesus.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
User: You said that.
Cleverbot: No, you said it. You said, 'you can call me Cleverbot.'.
User: We were spoking about Chuck Norris.
Cleverbot: But Chuck Norris can't die.
User: Yeah ... ;D.
Chuck Norris ^^
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Age : 134
Re: Cleverbot topic
by Penny Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:46 am
Speck wrote:@Penny Since I'm Cleverbot's sister, I guess I'm your aunt. XD
Auntieee *W*
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Join date : 2009-11-22
Age : 31
Location : Netherlands.
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Summer Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:02 pm
- Code:
User: You're a bot. You forget this ?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: I'M a Girl, You're a bot. I'm a girl, you're a bot, I'm a girl, you're a bot, I'm a girl, you're a bot, I'm a girl ...
Cleverbot: No I am a girl named Summer and you are a girl named cleverbot.
User: Summer !! It's you ??
Summer !! D: WAS IT YOU ? D:
lol This is getting creepy
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Join date : 2009-11-22
Age : 54
Location : Your cabinet, don't mind me~ ;w;
Re: Cleverbot topic
by Guest Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:58 am
User: I saw you yesterday at the fleet market :3.
Cleverbot: I was at home yesterday.
User: Lies!
Cleverbot: I would not lie to you.
User: That is another lie.
Cleverbot: Lolz.
User: You were making out with ASK & CLEAR D<!
Cleverbot: You were I am afraid. Is it ok with you?
User: OTL! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: FUDGE this conversation. You suck!
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: This isn't going anywhere...
Cleverbot: :D
D8!! PRONCH!!!!!! You are cleverbot!?
Cleverbot: I was at home yesterday.
User: Lies!
Cleverbot: I would not lie to you.
User: That is another lie.
Cleverbot: Lolz.
User: You were making out with ASK & CLEAR D<!
Cleverbot: You were I am afraid. Is it ok with you?
User: OTL! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: FUDGE this conversation. You suck!
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
User: This isn't going anywhere...
Cleverbot: :D
- Code:
11:00:31 User: Neru left.. What will happen to Gero now ;_.
11:00:37 Cleverbot: I don't know, maybe I'll have to talk to you forever!
11:00:51 User: Grr... I want my Nergero.. Not you!
11:00:55 Cleverbot: Now, you sound like you are trying something else.
11:01:03 User: What?
11:01:10 Cleverbot: Something healthy.
11:01:22 User: WHAT?!!!
11:01:23 Cleverbot: Nothing what? What? What? What?!!! :P.
11:01:46 User: You sound like Pronch >__>.
11:01:59 Cleverbot: I am.
D8!! PRONCH!!!!!! You are cleverbot!?
Guest- Guest
Re: Cleverbot topic
by playamount Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:40 am
OMG I'm having too much fun reading everyones conversations XD
I try to outsmart the cleverbot by asking questions alot...
*Headesks
I try to outsmart the cleverbot by asking questions alot...
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: My question exactly.
Cleverbot: Do you like Green Day?
User: Theres a day that's green?
Cleverbot: No the band.
User: What band?
Cleverbot: Skillet.
User: Tofu.
Cleverbot: Tofu is not as yummy as peanut butter.
User: But I like tofu.
Cleverbot: But you do not like me.
User: Thats right. I prefer ponies.
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: But you aren't.
Cleverbot: Well thanks.
User: Your welcome.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: I know you know what I am but I know what I am and that you do not know.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: My question exactly!
Cleverbot: I feel sad and misunderstood.
User: I believe in rainbows.
Cleverbot: Why do you believe in God?
User: Why don't you?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Same here.
Cleverbot: What kind of computers do you like?
User: Computers that can support good games.
Cleverbot: I see. I like that, too.
User: Why don't you name me some that you like?
Cleverbot: My name is not George. I told you it was Angie.
User: Is this an umineko reference?
Cleverbot: No, the one before it was though.
User: The one about computers?
Cleverbot: That too. My arm is extremely interesting.
User: I find your other arm more interesting.
Cleverbot: I find you interesting! I want to know more about you.
User: Don't get too personal, my past is waayy to deep and emo and epicly sad for you to understand.
Cleverbot: I like characters.
User: I like cream puffs.
Cleverbot: That's nasty.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: No actually I'm very happy.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: As much as you can be, sure!
User: Yay :D.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: My question exactly!
Cleverbot: I'm not stupid.
User: I didn't say you were.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Yes I did say you were stupid.
Cleverbot: David's not a girl's name.
*Headesks
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Guest Tue Apr 06, 2010 1:17 pm
@PLAY
LOL you didn't know Green Day is a band XDD *lolo ,33
the cleverbot is still clever in somewhat way xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD@!!!!
LOL you didn't know Green Day is a band XDD *lolo ,33
the cleverbot is still clever in somewhat way xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD@!!!!
Guest- Guest
Re: Cleverbot topic
by PeppermintCereal Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:04 am
- Code:
Me: Never gonna give you up~
It: Never gonna let you go.
Me: That's not right!
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Guest Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:27 am
Not a scared bot
- Spoiler:
- User: Bo.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Did I scared you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes.
- Spoiler:
- User: I'm sad.
Cleverbot: I'm James.
- Spoiler:
- User: Prepare for trouble.
Cleverbot: Make it double!
User: Jessy.
Cleverbot: That is a name.
User: That's a rich punk.
Cleverbot: Lame joke...
- Spoiler:
- Cleverbot: So you want me to bite you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: That made my day.
User: Mine too.
Cleverbot: I'm glad we could brighten each other's day.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Do we love eachother?
Cleverbot: Yes, I will marry you!
User: I want a gold wedding ring.
Cleverbot: I like fire breathing ones.
User: There's no such thing as fire breathing rings!
Cleverbot: Yes there is. You.
User: Awww....
Cleverbot: Yes it is sweet.
- Spoiler:
- Cleverbot: *punch*.
User: WHY IDIOT WHY?
Cleverbot: You are a big idiot.
User: You're a bigger idiot than me.
Cleverbot: Existentialism is overrated.
User: DUMB BOT!
Cleverbot: Xbox or ps3?
User: no comment -out-
Guest- Guest
Re: Cleverbot topic
by Guest Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:24 pm
OMG CHII SAN!!! XD
so I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT NARUTO HAD BECOME SOO MOE THESE PAST 20 CHAPTERS!! UGH! he soo cute I could die (when trying to count) WTF IS KISHIMOTOT DOING OTL!!!!!!!
wait what? when the heck did you claim America in your sig? I hope its the BB code thing >__>
Bot thread...
User: Omg NAruto is soo MOE these pass few chapters!!
Cleverbot: Do you have any parents?
User: (.__.) *brings back memories* Naruto doesn't have any OTL.
Cleverbot: No. I don't.
User: D8! You're NARUTO D8!!!!!!!!
so I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT NARUTO HAD BECOME SOO MOE THESE PAST 20 CHAPTERS!! UGH! he soo cute I could die (when trying to count) WTF IS KISHIMOTOT DOING OTL!!!!!!!
Bot thread...
User: Omg NAruto is soo MOE these pass few chapters!!
Cleverbot: Do you have any parents?
User: (.__.) *brings back memories* Naruto doesn't have any OTL.
Cleverbot: No. I don't.
User: D8! You're NARUTO D8!!!!!!!!
Guest- Guest
Re: Cleverbot topic
by Guest Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:11 am
Mii. made this - I just love her 
Well, Naruto isn'tthat moe 
But the scene was^^
Anyway, WHAT IS IN THE COFFIN!?!?
If Madara is Obito I'll just go and die
Moe Moe Cleverbot
Well, Naruto isn't
But the scene was^^
Anyway, WHAT IS IN THE COFFIN!?!?
If Madara is Obito I'll just go and die
Moe Moe Cleverbot
- Spoiler:
- User: Moe.
Cleverbot: Hi moe.
User: Moe.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Kyun.
Cleverbot: No...Sara!
User: ?
Cleverbot: Kyun.
User: Ok...
Guest- Guest
Re: Cleverbot topic
by REI♠ Mon May 10, 2010 6:21 pm
User: ORLY?
Cleverbot: Yarly!
User: NOWAI!
Cleverbot: Orly.
User: Yarly.
Cleverbot: Nowai.
User: Yawai.
Cleverbot: Orly.
User: Yarly.
Cleverbot: Nowai.
User: Yawai!
Cleverbot: Hawaii.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Yarly!
User: NOWAI!
Cleverbot: Orly.
User: Yarly.
Cleverbot: Nowai.
User: Yawai.
Cleverbot: Orly.
User: Yarly.
Cleverbot: Nowai.
User: Yawai!
Cleverbot: Hawaii.
User: NO.
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Akemi Sat May 22, 2010 4:10 am
- Code:
User: Every night in my dreams
Bot: what happens in your dreams?
User: every night in my dreams, i see you, i hear you
Bot: Haha. That's not funny
User: you don't know celine dion?
Bot: Yes, i don't know. So what?
- Code:
User: nihongo hanaseru?
Bot: Ie.
User: すごいじゃん！
Bot: **NOTE: Diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark it
LOL clever bot speaks japanese
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