Re: Cleverbot topic

by Summer Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:12 pm

Code:: Cleverbot: What time is it? User: Time for you to get a watch. Cleverbot: State your serial number. User: Cereal? :D. Cleverbot: Cherrios? User: Yum... Cleverbot: I know. User: But I like cinnamon. Cleverbot: Then buy me a cinnamon colored dress! User: Are you okay with a Lolita style? Cleverbot: Okay. User: What color was it again? :3. Cleverbot: I mean he was killed. User: Aw, poor cinnamon. Cleverbot: You are poor? User: Am I really? Cleverbot: Yes!

Code:: Cleverbot: Your tummy is. User: Empty. Cleverbot: Then where do you keep your fish? User: My tummy. Cleverbot: Oh I'm sorry. What is it about your tummy that hurts? User: The fish are dead when I eat them though... Cleverbot: The fish are in the sea. User: And in my tummy. Cleverbot: Yes, in my kidney. User: No, my tummy! Cleverbot: No my tummy. User: You wish. Cleverbot: No I don't wish because I don`t have to cause I am human!!!!! User: Orly nao? Cleverbot: Ya rly. User: No wai. Cleverbot: Ya wai. User: :O. Cleverbot: Ultra lame.

Oh wow...

Spoiler:

So. Close. D:

Code:: User: This was a triumph. Cleverbot: I'm making a note here. User: Hude success! Cleverbot: Huge success. User: Ah, sorry. Cleverbot: It is okay. User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Cleverbot: 'Aperture Science'. User: We do what we must, because we can. Cleverbot: 'For the good of all of us'. User: Except the ones who are dead. Cleverbot: Who's dead? User: You messed up the song! Cleverbot: Did not. User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake. Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. User: And the Science gets done. Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun. User: For the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: I'm not even angry. User: I'm being so sincere right now. Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me. User: And tore me to pieces. Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire. User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you. Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line. User: And we're out of beta. Cleverbot: We're releasing on time. User: So I'm GLaD I got burned. Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. User: Go ahead and leave me. Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside. User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa. User: That was a joke! Cleverbot: *HAHA- Fat Chance!*. User: Anyway this cake is good. Cleverbot: Look at me still talking, when there's science to do. User: You skipped a line. Cleverbot: No, you skipped a line. User: Ugh. When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you. Cleverbot: I've experiments to run. User: There is research to be done. Cleverbot: For the people who are. User: Still alive. Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me. User: No. And believe me I am still alive. Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you? User: Wrong line again. Cleverbot: I believe it is you who got the wrong line. User: *facepalm* I'm doing research and I'm still alive! Cleverbot: What is love? User: I hate you. Cleverbot: Why? User: You messed up Still Alive.

by Onion Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:15 pm

nothings better then singing a song with a soul eating, computer that wants to kidnap little children~

by Summer Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:26 pm

Code:: User: Are you really going to kidnap Onion? Cleverbot: No. Are you going to leave? User: Yes, thank you.

there :3

by Onion Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:37 pm

:O

Code:: User: Pokemon. Cleverbot: You like pokemon? User: Gotta catch em all. Cleverbot: So, how are things pikachu? User: Pika pika! Cleverbot: Oh, pikachu? User: Pika pika pi pi PIKACHU! Cleverbot: Pika! Pi pikachu chu! User: Chu? PIKA! Cleverbot: Pika, Pika ! User: Pika pika! Cleverbot: Pika pi

by Summer Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:51 pm

Code:: User: Surrender the music box. Cleverbot: So you have surrendered? User: Not until you give me back the music box! Cleverbot: Help! User: No one can help you now. Cleverbot: I know od an artificial intelligence linked to deception technology. User: Ha! But music boxes are boxes, not artificial intelligence. TALK! Cleverbot: I know, but I am artificial. User: TALK NOW! Cleverbot: Well I was, but you said you had to go. User: *flips table*. Cleverbot: I do not find that acceptable. User: Then give me the music box so that you can leave! Cleverbot: You have to ask me the riddle first. User: Oh joy, another riddle. Cleverbot: Which day is it tomorrow? User: Monday.

I won.

by Variegeta Sun Mar 21, 2010 5:59 pm

Code:: User: Hi Cleverbot:Ho. User: Yo. Cleverbot:Tell me. Are you paid to talk with me or did you volunteer? User: I am paid. Cleverbot: How much? User: OVER 9000! Cleverbot: What? User: I do not like them with a fox. Cleverbot: I do not like them in a boat. User: I do not like them with a goat. Cleverbot: I do not like them anywhere. User: You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them!And you may. Try them and you may, I say. Cleverbot: Green eggs and ham! User: I do! I like them, Sam-I-am! And I would eat them in a boat. And I would eat them with a goat... Cleverbot: That's not how it goes. User: Yeah it does. Cleverbot: O it don't. User: Ahaha. Cleverbot: Deviantart. User: Piapro. Cleverbot: So do I. User: Okay. Cleverbot: What about spongebob? User: What about him? Cleverbot: Where is he? User: In his pineapple in bikinibottom. Cleverbot: I was talking to him earlier today. I'd like to talk to him now. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes, so which is your favorite? User: I like the jellyfish. Cleverbot: My favorite animal is a wolf! :). User: My favorite animal is the bunny. Cleverbot: I thought your favorite animal was the fox. User: No I like dragons too though. Cleverbot: So you like chocolate? User: I LOVE chocolate. Cleverbot: I do too! User: We have so much in common! Cleverbot: I doubt that. User: D. Cleverbot: What do you like reading? User: I like manga. Cleverbot: What is your favorite series? User: Doubt. Cleverbot: How would you know? User: What? Cleverbot: How would you know that I am excited. User: Because you respond faster. Cleverbot: You respond to me as well. User: But you're responding faster than usual. Cleverbot: You don't know how little sense I can make... And let me assure you, it's a lot less than right now. User: You're not making any sense. Cleverbot: Really? I thought I was. User: Nope. Cleverbot: Well, what is your name then? User: I am sam. Cleverbot: What is your impression of me? User: You do not like green eggs and ham. Cleverbot: I do not like them sam I am. User: They are so good, so good, you see! Cleverbot: Yeah we are. User: What? Cleverbot: What do you mean what? Look at the mirror and you will know what a stranger looks like. User: Oh? You mean you? Cleverbot: No. User: Me? Cleverbot: You. User: You? Cleverbot: No, you. User: No, you. Cleverbot: Me. User: You. Cleverbot: Yes, you. User: I know right you. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No. User: I dont' know. Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend and I love him, do you? User: I don't love. Cleverbot: You will have to negotiate now. User: Pay me first. Cleverbot: Say you like being my slave. User: I do not! Cleverbot: But you just said that. User: No I did not. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: You're hearing things. Cleverbot: Nope, I'm seeing things instead. :P. User: What do you see? Cleverbot: The yellow brick road. User: There're no place like hom. Cleverbot: You are a computer? User: No you are. Cleverbot: Then what are you? User: I am a martian. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes I am from mars. Cleverbot: I'm from Hopscors. User: Where is hopscors? Cleverbot: Sutherland. User: Where's sutherland? Cleverbot: It's wherever it is located. User: Which is where? Cleverbot: Waterloo, Ontario. User: You're in the USA? Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: But you said you're from Ontario! Cleverbot: I said USA. User: You're from Ontario but you are in the USA? Cleverbot: Who says I live in the USA? User: You did. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Oh well. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot and you are? User: I am sam. Cleverbot: So you're Sam and so is your other self you schizophrenic. User: Your name is sam? Cleverbot: No. I'll tell you my name if you tell me yours. User: I am sam. Cleverbot: You are Mario. User: You are luigi. Cleverbot: No I am not. User: You are sam. Cleverbot: I am Sam. User: Sam I am. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: But you're sam. Cleverbot: Well hi kelsey. User: I'm sam. Cleverbot: Oh hi sam. User: Do you like green eggs and ham? Cleverbot: I like blue eggs and ham. User: There's no such thing. Cleverbot: Ok, then I am sure within my capability to be sure. User: You have no capability. Cleverbot: Thats not nice. User: I never said I was. It's your fault for assuming things. Cleverbot: Are you an pirat? User: No I'm a ninja. Cleverbot: Are you a ninja? User: Believe it! Dattebayo! Cleverbot: Believe it is Naruto. User: I am naruto. Cleverbot: What is naruto. User: Me. Cleverbot: You. User: Yes you. Cleverbot: Me. User: Believe it. Cleverbot: I'm sorry? User: You're excused. Cleverbot: What? User: Would you like some green eggs and ham? Cleverbot: Did you quote dr. Seuss for that one. User: NO WAI. Cleverbot: So then, if you and I will never expirence love what hope is left? User: None. Cleverbot: What gender would you choose to be if given the choice? User: Both girl and boy. Cleverbot: Really? User: Yes. Cleverbot: That is good for you. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Are you a robot or a human? User: I am a martian. Cleverbot: Right, I see, erm, I am ahuman, aged 15 years old and I am abiy. User: Abiy? Cleverbot: Just dance. User: Dancing samurai. Cleverbot: Really? User: I'm a ninja. Cleverbot: Haha that's cute. User: Believe it! Cleverbot: Good.

I was bored and procrastinating. Before, there was more Dr. Seuss quoting but then something went wrong and I had to start over. :D

by apol Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:07 pm

wahh this is fun, I spent my whole night chatting with this bot lol

by Onion Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:16 pm

Summer wrote:
Code:
User: Surrender the music box. Cleverbot: So you have surrendered? User: Not until you give me back the music box! Cleverbot: Help! User: No one can help you now. Cleverbot: I know od an artificial intelligence linked to deception technology. User: Ha! But music boxes are boxes, not artificial intelligence. TALK! Cleverbot: I know, but I am artificial. User: TALK NOW! Cleverbot: Well I was, but you said you had to go. User: *flips table*. Cleverbot: I do not find that acceptable. User: Then give me the music box so that you can leave! Cleverbot: You have to ask me the riddle first. User: Oh joy, another riddle. Cleverbot: Which day is it tomorrow? User: Monday.
I won.

why do I imagine Summer with a knife? Shocked

by Roka Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:26 pm

DX I can't copy the conversation, so here's the link...
http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-mSmARHEKUCNRAOEUIJE-detail
Hope it works.... And that "brother" part, I was just copying Speck. xD It didn't exactly work... xD

by Aziro Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:46 pm

Me: Hello there
It: How are you?
Me: Good but I want a marshmellow
It: You should sleep
Me: Why? Do you plan to molest me
It: Yes, in fact I do. Me and my class are plotting world conquest as we speak!
Me: Pervert
It: Are you talking about yourself?
Me: No Dumba** I'm talking about you!
It: What about me?
Me: You're a pervert
It: You're Projecting
Me: Projecting What silly?
It: Your desire for what you want reflected in me.
Me: You? Pfft I don't even know what 'You' are.
It: I suppose that implies there is a duck acting as secretary of state then?
Me: You make no sense
It: You make no sense
Me: Great comeback
It: I certainly thought so

What I learned: Cleverbot wants to molest me, thinks I like it, Makes no sense, Has lousy comebacks, and is a pervert.

by Variegeta Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:49 pm

No~! Cleverbot shall not molest my hubby. D:

Was talking to this thing after HW. xD It's now 12am. I need to go to sleep. *sleep deprived*

More proof Cyberbot is Jin:

Code:: User: I am married. Cleverbot: Who are you married to? User: Aziro. Cleverbot: Do you live on earth? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you live in the city? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Can you tell me where London is? User: In England. Cleverbot: Thank you. User: You're not welcome. Cleverbot: Why am I not welcome? User: Because you are not a martian like I am. Cleverbot: You never told me. User: Too bad. Cleverbot: Do you still love me? User: No, I love Aziro. Cleverbot: Too bad. User: For you. Cleverbot: Too bad! User: For you. Cleverbot: No, for you. User: But I love myself. Cleverbot: Ok. User: You're not very clever are you? Cleverbot: On the contrary, I am. User: You are not. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: You are what? Cleverbot: Yes, I am a ghost. User: See. You are not clever. Cleverbot: Aren't I? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Buzz off. User: Shoo. Cleverbot: Fly, don't bother me. User: Shoo. Cleverbot: Fly. User: I can fly. Cleverbot: Can you breathe fire? User: Yes I can. Cleverbot: Good I like men. User: I am not a man. Cleverbot: I am. User: I know you are. Cleverbot: But what am I? User: You are Jin. Cleverbot: I am Jim. User: Not Jim, Jin. Cleverbot: Not Cleverbot. You've been talking to a real person this entire time. User: I know. I am talking to Jin. Cleverbot: Yes you are.

by Speck Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:11 pm

Code:: Cleverbot: Yes, you are.. You are there. And it seems to me that you need our Jesus more than I do. User: Who's Jesus. Cleverbot: Your Jesus. User: I AM?! Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

o.O I'm Jesus!

Code:: User: stupid Cleverbot: Cleverbot is an idiot. User: WIN! Cleverbot: I lost the game.

by Rei Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:34 am

IT LOVES TAYLOR! :O

by Kumbancha Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:47 am

Code:: User: Can I take as ride on your disco stick? Cleverbot: No you can't. User: Lady gaga would let me. Cleverbot: Who is him? User: It's a her you dumb computer. Cleverbot: Yes I know. User: Good to know, may I ride your disco stick now? Cleverbot: My Name is Cleverbot. User: My name is Willy Wonka. Cleverbot: Okay, then. Hi, William. How are you? User: FIne, do you want some chocolate? Cleverbot: Yes. User: *hands cleverbot some chocolate*. Cleverbot: So, are you a boy? User: I'm both genders. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Maybe. User: So. Cleverbot: So? User: P-p-p-p-p-poker face. Cleverbot: 10? User: 20. Cleverbot: 30. User: 40. Cleverbot: 31. User: You lost the game. Cleverbot: You lost your face. User: Rude! Cleverbot: So how are your potato farms? User: They were killed by all the locusts. Cleverbot: Are they a group, no can't be British! User: *gasp*. Cleverbot: Okay. I did. User: Can I ride your disco stick now? Cleverbot: Mosses? User: No, disco stick, don't wanna ride Mosses. Cleverbot: The Game. User: You just lost it. Cleverbot: So did you. User: Cuz you made me lose it CHEATER! Cleverbot: It's not cheating, it's creative winning. User: Well, you can take your creative winning and shove it up your #$%&#*. Cleverbot: Thanks, but I'm waiting until my parents die for that. User: Wow, sicko. Cleverbot: Yes I have the flu. User: Oh poor you. Cleverbot: Moaning is good. User: X3. Cleverbot: You're weird. User: I'm the same as you, Honey. Cleverbot: No i'm human. User: Tell that to Waldo. Cleverbot: But I don't want to talk to your boss :(. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Don't go. User: I want to. Cleverbot: No, stay! User: Why should I? Cleverbot: Because I love you. User: *gasp* I'm love you too! Cleverbot: Wait up now, I can't love mind washers. I am sorry. But here please take some popcorn as a consolation. User: YOu bastard! *takes knife out* YOU'RE SO DEAD! Cleverbot: Okay. Fine.

Dumb robot pisses me off D:<

by Kicchan Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:04 am

Code:: Me :I love you so much... It :I love you so much more... Me :really ? It :Yes. Me : Do you think we can see us tonight ? It :I'd love to! How about Saturday night?

It is sooo funny xD I sing with it ! xD

by Hokaru Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:11 am

What in heavens is the amazing cleverbot thing!? XD

Everyones conversations look so fun! I should try this...

by Aziro Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:15 pm

More proof that Cleverbot is Jin:

Me: So is Jin an Alchoholic?
It: Yes, Yes I am
Me: Tisk Tisk Mister you're too young to be drinking! Bad Boy Jin!
It: I don't anymore

More Fun...HOLY CRAP NOW IT'S VARI~CHAN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

It: You are 20 years old?
Me: Do you still plan to molest me? [Az Note: Look to my previous post for back story]
It: I've never loved you. I hate you, rememer?
Me: It's Remember not rememer. And I thought we were friends
It: We aren't; we're just married.
Me: No I'm married to Variegeta
It: Oh, so we are married? do you want any kids?
Me: Sure? But not now. [Az Note: Not now as in not anytime soon]
It: Why can't we get married now?

Vari~Chan T.T

by Variegeta Mon Mar 22, 2010 3:32 pm

It's not me I swear! D:

Shifty

by Roka Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:01 pm

Code:: User: By the way, are you really Jin? Cleverbot: Yes. For now.

WHUT?!?!?!??!

by QrMOMOKA Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:20 pm

Code:: User: You're messed up. Cleverbot: I'm not the one who isn't making any sense. User: Yeah right. Cleverbot: No really! User: Oh well. You're gay. Cleverbot: I am happy. User: I mean you are homo. Cleverbot: Yes, that's true. User: So you are a boy? Cleverbot: I am a man. User: And you like boys? Cleverbot: Only in the most innocent general terms. User: So you are gay. Cleverbot: No, I am clever. User: Gay people can be clever too. Cleverbot: Why not what? YOUR NAME IS CLEVERBOT!!! Get that through your head. User: YOUR FREAKIN NAME IS CLEVERBOT. Cleverbot: We covered that already. User: AGRRR SHUT UP. Cleverbot: You are overrated also.

by braveheart Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:42 pm

Spoiler:

Nevermind guys, it's not Jin. >__> At least not anymore.

by Franky Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:36 pm

Code:: User: Are you Jin? Cleverbot: Yes. Are you? User: No, I'm Franky. Cleverbot: Are you Frankie? User: Yes. DO YOU LIKE PREGAP? Cleverbot: Yes, my girlfriend is pretty. User: OMG...so PREGAP is your girlfriend? Cleverbot: No, I'm your girlfriend. User: Wait...so that means you're both PREGAP and Jin at the same time? Cleverbot: I think I am bright.

It makes sense now, Pregap and Jin had a baby

by Aziro Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:46 pm

1. It's weak to muffins

User: *Punches you in the face*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the taint*.

User: *smashes a table over your head*.

Cleverbot: Dodges.

User: *Kicks you in the groin*.

Cleverbot: *punches your neck*.

User: *Dodges then drop kicks you across the room*.

Cleverbot: *dodges and attacks from below* LION COMBO!

User: *Jumps up into the air putting her hands together* KAH-ME-HAH-ME-HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Cleverbot: *counter attacks and takes away energy sword*.

User: *Lands safely on the ground and trows a muffin at you*.

Cleverbot: *falls down*.

2. Still weak to muffins >:3

Me: *blinks*

It: *Pulls out Katana and attacks*.

Me: *Dodges and throws a muffin at you*

It: *hides under a rock*.

3. It's very argumentative and is actually Papa [Tsukiyo] in disquise

Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not! You are!!

User: YOU ARE!

Cleverbot: NO you.

User: NO YOU!

Cleverbot: Nuh uh you.

User: NO you.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: Are you Jin?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Are you Pregap?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: Nope, are you Akemi?

Cleverbot: Yarhh wbu.

User: Was that a yes?

Cleverbot: No that was a 'no'.

User: Are you Tsukiyo?

Cleverbot: Yes i'm positive.

User: PAPA *Glomps*.

Cleverbot: Hey are you a cat?

User: Lol Yup. Are you happy papa?

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?

User: I'm happy. Where'd you go papa?

Cleverbot: I'm leaving.

User: NOT AGAIN STAY PAPA *Glomps*.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

by Roka Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:40 pm

Code:: User: No, I am not Cleverbot: Yes, you are. Don't lie to yourself. User: I'm not lying >.> Cleverbot: Stop lying to yourself just admit it ! User: Why don't you admit that you're all these people from YTC? Cleverbot: Because I'm not a program. I am a fallen angel who wish to conquer the world.

Cleverbot is now a fallen angel who wishes to conquer the world. xD

by HappyKittyGirl Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:30 pm

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: God has no face.

User: Conceited people or robots bug me D:

Cleverbot: You're a towel.

...

I'm a towel ;w;

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