[Still Haveing Audtions!] The Sakura Host Club [Need More Staff](Open)

A "Good MOOOORNING, everybody! The tea's ready! Today's special brews are refined, high-class Darjeeling, fancy-schmancy British Earl Grey, and a fun, fruity herbal infusion of blueberry and peach tea. Here you go!"

B "Who the hell's idea was it to have high tea in the middle of the morning?"

C "Actually, high tea wasn't high class, it was for commoners who had to- eep!"

D "Middle of the morning?! It's 7am! Nobody should have to wake up at 7am!"

B "That's when normal people are awake, genius. Now, if you hadn't spent all night reading your incredibly manly shoujo manga..."

D "Wh-wha?! Shut up! You said you wouldn't tell anybody!"

A "Shoujo manga? Aah, really, onii-chan? Which series? Have you seen the newest chapter of 'STROBO HEARTS'?"

D "Ohmigod, YES. Yuzuru finally confessed to Izumi, but then Oshinari saw them and- waitwaitwait, no! What am I saying?"

B "Closet shoujo faaaaaaan~"

A "It's alright, onii-chan! We can read it together! And then we'll finally find out whether Izumi chooses Yuzuru or Oshinari!"

D "A-ACK! Get off of me!"

B "No, keep hugging him, keeping hugging him until he faints from lack of oxygen."

C "I don't think that's physically... Possible...?"

D "Damn you, you son of a-!!"

E "Good morning, guys! Ready for work today?"

A "..."

B "..."

C "..."

D "..."

A "Onii-chan..."

B "What the hell..."

D "Are you wearing?!"

E "... I was hoping you wouldn't notice that."

D "How do we not notice?! You're in a frilly lolita dress! I mean, if any one of us hosts should crossdress, it's (B), he's the one with the long girly hair!"

B "Oh no, don't you dare talk about my hair like that, you B@!$. But really, (E). Why are you wearing that?"

E "I think the boss has some sort of fetish for crossdressing, and since I'm her favorite..."

A "... I feel kind of jealous. Onii-chan looks better in that dress than I probably do..."

B "But really, isn't that the sort of dress that (C) normally wears? I mean, she's the only one that can fill out the chest part around here."

D "Yeah. Come to think of it, you've been pretty quiet this morning, (C)."

A "Oh, that's probably because she's hiding a video camera in her book, and doesn't want to mess up the recording."

C "... Correct."

D, E "WHAAAAA?!!"

Hostess -

Welcome to the Sakura host club, sir. Nice to see you again! I've missed you~ Please, don't mind the costume, it's kind of embarrassing, but we're having a neko event here, so everyone has to dress up like this... Eep! Ah, if you please, then please don't touch the ears and tail, they're kind of fragile, and I don't want to accidentally damage the costume. Anyways, please just follow me and I'll direct you to our usual table.

Here we go, please take a seat. Today's available desserts are strawberry cake, french toast, various cupcakes, and french macaroons. Which one would you like? The cake? Ah, alright. The strawberries this season are especially fresh, so it'll definitely be a treat. Would you also like a drink? Tea perhaps? I recommend the raspberry tea myself, it's my favorite, but the honey chamomile is good too.

There it is, your strawberry cake, and honey chamomile tea. Is there anything else I can do for you, sir? Oh, of course, I'll stay here and chat with you. Don't worry, the other hostesses can take care of the rest of the customers. Right now, it's just you and me time, if that's alright? Sorry. I just get really happy whenever you come to visit so... Let's treasure this time while we can, alright?

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Host -

Ah, welcome back to the Sakura Host Club, princess, I've been waiting for you. Hm? You're blushing, how cute. There's no need to look away, this sort of expression looks very nice on you, you know. Here, take my hand. Shall I bring you to the garden? The cherry blossoms are in bloom right now, so you're in luck. They're rather stunning. I think you'll like them!

Beautiful aren't they, princess? Oops, sorry, you didn't want me to call you that did you? I guess I slipped up. Force of habit, you know. Everyone's outside admiring the sakura, so there aren't any tables left, but there's a picnic seat over there. Would that be alright?

Mm, this spot is terrific. We have a perfect view of the flowers. Here's some of our new cheesecake, our chef's personal recipe. I had the privilege of taste-testing it while he was inventing it, so I definitely recommend it. Wait, don't get your gloves dirty, allow me. Here you go, open up. Aaahn. Good isn't it? (laugh) You're blushing again! Ah, it seems that whatever I do, you'll still have that flustered look on your face, won't you? And now you're digging into the cake so furiously. I wonder if it's to hide that blushing face? Hey, hey, no need to hit me. I promise I'll behave now.

Eh? You've got a bit of cake on your chin... Here, let me wipe it. There, and... Done. No need to shy away from me like that!

... You really like the flowers don't you? Ah? "Don't you like them as well?" I suppose I do, but... Let me tell you a secret. Right now, I'm not really able to concentrate on the flowers. Do you know why, princess? Because the real beauty, is the one sitting right in front of me.

Hello, esteemed and wealthy- oops, I mean, wonderful customer! Welcome to the Sakura Host Club! Oh? You're asking my name? Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not one of the hostesses~ The name's Tomoda, Tomoda Yuu, and while I am one of the staff members of our club, I'm in charge of dialogue. That means I get to design all sorts of scenarios for our charming cast of hosts and hostesses go suffer- well, experience. A little insider's information? You see the host over there, the one with the tray? He's got a great A@#. And if you're into boobies, then the brunette in the pigtails over there? DD cup, hehe. In any case, I hope you enjoy you're stay here, sir and or ma'am, and if you'd maybe like to go get a drink outside of working hours, then... Here's my number. c;