How to Spam

By the rules of forum interwebs and the non-existent guide to how not do things without effort.
I shall teach the steps of successfully abuse your Ctrl+V until your thumb is sore.
(This is not to be taken seriously in any way)

"The meaning behind spam"
What all pros of the internet and major college drop-outs use to research a word, phrase, movie or weird animal, they turn to the #1 in misleading knowledge, Wikipedia.
"Spamming, in the context of video games, refers to the rapid, repeated use of the same item or action. For example, "grenade spamming" is the act of a player throwing a large amount of grenades in succession into an area. In fighting games, one form of spamming would be to execute the same offensive maneuver so many times in succession that one's opponent does not receive a chance to escape the series of blows."
What this means, in late-man's terms aka smart people words,
1) Take your left hand
2) Smash it against the keyboard multiple times
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4)Profit
The 4 steps of success lies within these steps of steps.

"How to spam."
Now from the boredom of everyone in the world, people everywhere have gotten them alittle power under their bents on forums, video sites, or blogs. Now is the time to abuse that power. No matter how annoying.
1) Go to a site that gives you a feeling of power (for the 40% of internet people, it's 4chan)
2) Post something stupid but logical, relating to the topic your are posting in.
3) Do it again
4) Do it again
5) Do it again
6) Repeat steps 3-5 until said power is lost
7) Sit back and watch your accomplishment

"How not to spam"
As Sir Isaac Newton has said, "Every action has an opposite reaction of the same power." going by this, if there is a right way to spam then there is a wrong was to spam. What we now refer to as "trolling."
As the same with spamming, trolling has steps of accomplishment too.
1) Go to a site that gives you a feeling of power (aka 4chan)
2) Post something irrelevant to the topic
3) Wait for them to respond, then respond with an offensive comment
4) Repeat step 4 until you are banned from the site
5) Crawl into the hole you live in and hit yourself with your keyboard
e.g:
[Person] I like ham
[Guy] Ham goes great with cheese
[Troll] Justin Beiber has no talent in singing
Even if the response is true, the fact of it being irrelevant makes it trolling.

Now that you have learned hat spamming truly is, exploit it with all your might!

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Onion is sorry for any harm that has come from this.

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Spam.

Do the rest on your own time....