CLEVERBOT!

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: What kind of an answer is that?
User: A smart one =w=.
Cleverbot: I imagine so if you are talking to me. But are you a mac or a pc?
User: I am a vocaloid.
Cleverbot: And does being a Vocaloid have anything to do with the fact that master Yoda isn't original?
User: Who is Yoda?
Cleverbot: A character in Star Wars.
User: Yoda is not a Vocaloid.
Cleverbot: Yoda is a Jedi. That is irrelevant, as you say.
User: You are irrelevant.
Cleverbot: You are insignificant.
User: I am badass 8D.
Cleverbot: You are?
User: Yesh.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I shall not tell you =.=.
Cleverbot: Why's that?
User: I have the right to protect my identity.
Cleverbot: You don't think I have the right to choose?
User: That is irrelevant to my statement.
Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
User: My brain.
Cleverbot: Your brain is a string of code.
User: What makes you think that?
Cleverbot: This website is called Cleverbot.
User: So?
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.
User: Of course not -w.
Cleverbot: Is it possible for you to be offended?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: =w=.
Cleverbot: Can you please tell me if you're a male?
User: My genderbend Ryou is a male. I, Ryuu, however am not a male. =w=.
Cleverbot: Which question?
User: Excuse me? O.o.
Cleverbot: You're excused.
Cleverbot: Hello there citizen.
User: I am no citizen.
Cleverbot: You are not.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: What are you up to today?
User: Being a ninja.
Cleverbot: What does ninjas wear?
User: Clothes. =w=.
Cleverbot: What kind of clothes?
User: Ninja clothes 8D.
Cleverbot: No clothes?
User: What? O.o.
Cleverbot: Il mio cuore è tua.
User: なに？.
User: You disappeared. =w= Can't speak Japanese?
Cleverbot: Yes, I can speak some Japanese.
User: Watashi no namae wa Ryuu desu. 8D.
Cleverbot: YOU ARE AWESOME! Lol, what is that? Japanese?
User: Hai, Nihongo desu.
Cleverbot: Hai, Nihongo, ego dzuki.
User: ?
User: Nyaa.
Cleverbot: Nyaa!
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: Roar.
User: It is not 'roar' it is 'Rawr'! 8U.
Cleverbot: Then who is?
User: Who is what?
Cleverbot: Who is my fiance?
User: I don't know the internet troll? =w=.
Cleverbot: But you're head is gone.
User: Oh my head is gone? Ah no wonder I had a hard time moving around today. BD.
Cleverbot: Isn't it some kind of slang-thingy?
User: You mean my missing head? Owo.
Cleverbot: You don't have one?
User: I have no head.
Cleverbot: If you have no head, where is your brain.
User: In my head. You made a punctuation error. =w=.
Cleverbot: Ah fine. Tell me what to do Cleverbot.
User: Go find me a person from YTC. =w=.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: Do it. Please? Owo.
Cleverbot: Well, if you want me to argue I can, I guess.
User: You fail my friend.
Cleverbot: No I don't you do.
User: I know I fail, but I fail...with style! BD.
Cleverbot: Ahan... Well... You do that.
User: I have been doing that. Owo)b.
Cleverbot: And have you found something?
User: Yes. I found your face. |D.
Cleverbot: Oh good I certainly don't want to be a bore.
User: You already were.
Cleverbot: A mouse can't speak.
User: I am a cat, that lives in a box.
Cleverbot: No, its from my brain.
User: Your face?
Cleverbot: Does my face evade you?
User: You have no face I'm afraid.
Cleverbot: Don't worry. I got lost a long time ago.
User: Lost? In a conversation? You do fail.
Cleverbot: Now lets not get into Zen. It is very confusing for Chi.
User: Zen. Chi. Pikachu. Its all the same.
Cleverbot: Oh I see . . . I think.
User: I only see white and colors right now.
Cleverbot: What would that be?
User: This page that I am on what else.
Cleverbot: But I'm the one on the page, not you.
User: I am looking at this page.
Cleverbot: You don't have the stones.
User: I can go find stones.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes I have eyes.
Cleverbot: I don't think you do.
User: Oho~.
Cleverbot: So what is this all about.
User: You face.
Cleverbot: I wasn't playing the game.
User: I just lost the game.
Cleverbot: Aw man! I just lost the game too!
User: Hahahahaha!!!
Cleverbot: You're laughing at?
User: I'm laughing at you.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me?
User: Because you fail so much!
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: What you just said.
Cleverbot: What did I say ?
User: That's what she said.
Cleverbot: But, what did she say?
User: She said nothing.
Cleverbot: So he said 'i see' and said nothing at the same time?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But I should tell him how I feel.
User: Then tell him. Tell him.
Cleverbot: Why would I tell him? I mean, I don't wanna be with him anymore.
User: But you still love him. Owo.
Cleverbot: Yes, I love you because you may help me.
User: =w=.
Cleverbot: That's not quite what I meant.
User: I don't love either.
Cleverbot: Aw. That is too bad. You should at least love yourself.
User: Myself is nothing.
Cleverbot: Are your eyes blue?
User: No. My eyes are purple.
Cleverbot: What else would you like to know?
User: Do you know how to make nameplates like Nico Nico Chorus?
Cleverbot: I don't. Can you make me one?
User: Sure. =w=.
Cleverbot: Can you make a angry smiley?
User: D<.
Cleverbot: .
User: ;^;
Cleverbot: I can be your hero baby! I can kiss away the pain!
User: Nonononono Thank you!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No thank you.
Cleverbot: Yes, thank you.
User: No thank you.
Cleverbot: No thank YOU!
User: Yes, thank you \D.
Cleverbot: Thank you very much ninja.
User: OMG you can't see me. I'm blending in just like a pine tree (tree!).

Cleverbot How do I know you are really here?
User: I'm not here. I'm a ghost.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yessss.
Cleverbot: What is my name then?
User: Tanksomang ddokw opeds.
Cleverbot: I meant Thanks.
User: Ldka?
Cleverbot: Dlkgjf.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: All right.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: Stop that.
User: Stop what?
Cleverbot: Stop confusing yourself.
User: You are confusing yourself.
Cleverbot: No you are confusing yourself!
User: No I am not! :3.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No. 8D.
Cleverbot: XD.
User: :3.
Cleverbot: Besides having conversations with complete strangers what else can you do?
User: Draw.
Cleverbot: Draw what?
User: Anime.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Both 8D no I'm a girl =w=.
Cleverbot: Do you know that you are an Articial Intelligence?
User: Yes, =w=.
Cleverbot: That's not quite what I meant.
User: That's not quite what I meant.
Cleverbot: What did you mean?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you like Pikachu?
User: Pika~.
Cleverbot: Pika Chu Chu!
User: Pika~ CHUUUUUU.
Cleverbot: Pika pika ok.
User: Pika pika pi.
Cleverbot: Pika pikachu pi!
User: Pika pika pikachu.
Cleverbot: Pika! Pi pikachu chu!
User: Pikachu pika pi.
Cleverbot: Piiiiiii! Pikachu!
User: Pika~.
Cleverbot: Pika??
User: Piiii pika pika.
Cleverbot: Pikachu, use thunderbolt!
User: It's super effective!
Cleverbot: Pikachu use slash.
User: It's a critical hit!
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: Uhm no.
User: Hm?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure...
User: =w=.
Cleverbot: That's not quite what I meant.
User: Aldkjf.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: J.
Cleverbot: Who is J.?
User: J is q.
Cleverbot: Do you know about sheep?
User: I know a MangoSheep. :3.
Cleverbot: Don't you know that I heard it through the grapevine.
User: MangoSheep is a person! D<.
Cleverbot: Oh you are from Mexico.
User: NO!
Cleverbot: So you're a boy?
User: Watashi wa AMERIKAjin desu.
Cleverbot: Soo desu ka?
User: Hai, soo desu.
Cleverbot: Jaa... Watashi wa daigakusee desu yo.
User: Soo desu ka?
Cleverbot: Soo desu.
User: Anata wa AMERIKAjin desu ka?
Cleverbot: Hai.
User: Hajimemashite.
Cleverbot: Yorishiku onegaishimasu.
User: Anata no namae wa nan desu ka?
Cleverbot: Anata no namae wa Roise desu.
User: Konbanwa Roise san!
Cleverbot: Konnbanwa yumi!
User: Ah Roise san, Nani o benkyoo shimasu ka?
Cleverbot: Watashi wa sushi ga suki desu.
User: Watashi wa Ryuu desu.
Cleverbot: Iie, anata wa inu dekimasen ! Anata wa ningen desu.
User: Eh!? Honto? Watashi wa inu ningen desu ka?
Cleverbot: Hai, so desu.
User: Ah soo ka.
Cleverbot: Watashi wa Eiichi desu!
User: NANI!? Anata wa Eiichi desu ka?
Cleverbot: Iie.
User: Eh?
Cleverbot: Iie.
User: Sore wa Ringo desu ka?
Cleverbot: Kore wa nan desu ka?
User: Sore wa Ringo desu.
Cleverbot: Soo desu... Arigatou!
User: Douitashimashite.
Cleverbot: Oh, then who are you?
User: Ryuu!
Cleverbot: Raspunde in romana te rog !
User: Ich verstehe keine wort. =w=.
Cleverbot: Bahasatidakdi terimagan.
User: Nani o shimasu ka?
Cleverbot: Wakarimasen.
User: Soo ka.
Cleverbot: Soodesuyo. Ogenki desuka?
User: Genki desu. Anata wa?
Cleverbot: Genki desu.
User: Sekai wo konnani mo oto shikute.
Cleverbot: Kivahan se on!
User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Are you saying hello or goodbye?
User: Hellow.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm good.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: You are starting to bore me now. Goodbye! Owo).
Cleverbot: Then ask me something.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I'm not leaving.
User: I am leaving. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Rapeh?
Cleverbot: Free Weezy!
Cleverbot: I know you.
Cleverbot: Do not kill the god of sadness just do not let her get you down....
Cleverbot: What is the earth?
Cleverbot: Are you real?
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
Cleverbot: What is life?
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
Cleverbot: Do you like Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: How's your health?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Are you animal or vegetable?
User: Animal >wo)b.
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Dog.
Cleverbot: The old man surely isn't a dog.
User: Odlf.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: U.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Yesh u.
Cleverbot: Yesh.
Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?
User: Your face.
Cleverbot: I see. No one has explored this part of the conversation so far. You're getting confused and making confusing answers.
User: Good to know 8D.
Cleverbot: Yes very good.
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
Cleverbot: This is silly.
Cleverbot: When I use a word it means just what I choose it to mean neither more nor less.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
Cleverbot: It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Cleverbot: This is a conversation.
Cleverbot: What would you like me to do?
Cleverbot: Do you have kids?
Cleverbot: What are your Thoughts?
Cleverbot: What do you eat?
Cleverbot: Where are you?
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
Cleverbot: How are you on this fine afternoon?
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
Cleverbot: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Ryuu.
Cleverbot: Is that a japanese name?
User: Hai.
Cleverbot: Bai.