Your dyslexic moments!

So, I'm not really sure if this goes in here, but I figured if there's the "worst typos" then dyslexic moments work too, right? :O

(and if this thread already exists, I'm ssorrryyy!!! DDD: )

So, I was..UGH.. There is no way to make this sound fine, so I'll just type it..

"blahblahblah phthalic anhydride blahblahblah"

Yea, you can probably guess what I read.. *shotshot*

And then awhile ago, at my school, I was walking to class or something and casually read the school building names. I read "School of Schoolwork" and kept walking, wondering why the heck anyone would want to go there. I realized about 30 seconds later that there's no way it could say that.. x.x

It actually read "School of Social Work" OTL

I do this all the time on skype it's not even funny. Yet very amusing. DDD8 It's called KittyReading(Or something along those lines)

[8/28/2010 11:55:07 PM] ｡･ﾟNekoSummerﾟ･｡♥｡･ﾟNekoRokaﾟ･｡: I read UK as UKE
^My last one

some car oil label or something I saw outside~ It was far away T3T
And.. The G looked like a C .. a-a-and..~

I was reading a nail polish bottle when my older sister was doing my nails for me, and the glass reflected the "s" to make it looks like "Hard A** Nails."
It was really supposed to say "Hard as Nails." OTL

I was watching this one video about...something...and one of the comments read "......male friends...." I read it as male students =.=

I read someone's signature...

It said something like, "Want to me my mom and dad" well, something about family...

And I read, "What to be my dead dad?" OTL

I got another.
After school, I was looking at the ringtones on my phone. One was called "Jazztastic" and...I read "Jizztastic" Twice. DDD8

I never knew mayonnaise had two N's and it was so suprising to me, I typed "Mayonnaise has three N's" in Skype chat for some reason counting the "M" as an "N" even though I know for a fact it starts with an "M". And even knowing that, I kept insisting there was three "N's" until I recounted.

I felt pretty stupid after realizing what I did and kept wondering why I kept taking the "M" as an "N" confusing myself and everyone in the chat.

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