TIME FOR A PARODY GROUP DUB!!! Cantarella, Alice Of Human Sacrifice, AND MAGNET PARODIES (OPEN til 30th) (DAZERELLA GROUP ANNOUNCED)

Lyrics:
Woke up late at night
Craving for a bite
Of my unopened pint of cold Daz

Opening the door
My scarf touching the floor
I try to keep quiet at all costs

I reach the fridge
And I look around
I open the fridge
Without Making a sound

As I feared
Someone was just here
And Beat me to my DAZ!!!

I will kill whoever stole my friggen Daz!
It's mine! I bought that for only me!
I promise to find a way to find out who
The Haagen Daz offender might be!

I set up a trap
And then I took a nap
Until I heard my hidden camera flash

I looked up to see
My Miku-chan falling
I ran and caught her in a mad dash

The I look up
And see the picture
I see Miku
But the rest is a blur

Once again
From now to then
You got away with my Klondike!

First my Daz, then Miku, Now my Klondike Bar!
You won't get away from me next time!
I will wait for you in front of the freezer
And this time I will have Oberweis!

First my Daz, Then Miku, Now my Klondike Bar
You won't get away from me next time!
Then I found out who the two ice cream thieves were
(Meiko: Rin! Len! You are GROUNDED!
Rin and Len: AWW MAN!)

I will kill whoever steals my friggen Daz
But I think the point is now across
I will lock up my ice cream in the freezer
But now I have go buy some more DAZ!

Lyrics: (DONT SAY THE THINGS IN THE PARENTHESIS!)

Meiko:
Look at that! I've got a sword! I'm a flower field!
HEY! Look! A spade's on my hand! The ghost is now concealed! (IN DARKNESS!)
I'm cutting down these cool roses! I make scary face!!!
I walk down a path of red onto another place! (SAD FACE!)

Look at that! You see shadows of hands in my eyes!
OH MY GOD! They're grabbing at me! Let go of my thighs!!! (FAN SERVICE)
The background before is back, but I have disappeared
Never mind, you see my bleeding hand. This just got weird! (NEXT!)

Kaito:
I am neutral! Now I'm angry. Go! Dramatic pose!
There's a diamond on my hand! Watch where the ghosty goes! (BACK IN DARKNESS!)
I am singing! EVIL SINGING! Look I'm back-- Maybe not
Holy crap! Now I am frozen! I'm thinking "WHAT--" (LA BEEP!)

Oh! So now we're going fast! LOOK I GOT A GUN!!!!
I'm gunna shoot myself if-- BANG-- Oh that was fun (NOT!)
Why are we still staring at the picture of the shot?
Even though I'm leaning on a skeleton, I'm hot! (DING)

Miku:
Look I'm cute! Now evil grin! I'm lifting up my dress!
A club's on my hand and now the ghost will leave this mess (MORE DARKNESS!)
I am dating many men and taking off my clothes!
Oh my god, Don't freeze like Kaito-- Oh my god, we froze (OY)

Look, I'm happy! Oh So Happy-- Oh my god, I changed!
I see myself in the mirror! I'm gunna be deranged! (LIKE BRITNEY!)
I'm holding my eye as if I got punched in the face!
Now you see my crown with blood on it! Now another place! (KAGAMINES!)

Rin:
Look a hand! But who are the two at the bottom of the screen?

Len:
Now a skeleton watches a person drinking tea (CREEPER!)

Rin:
Hey look, a joker card just floating in the air

Len:
The ace of hearts

Both:
but beware!

Magnet reference! OH hi there! Look we're now falling!
We made a heart with our hands! The ghost's disappearing! (FOR THE LAST TIME!)
Let's take hands and keep going! I'll be the lookout!
Now we're frozen in front of a door. What's this about? (HAPPY FACE)

In my shot I am pouting!
In my shot, I'm hot, see-- Evil hand!
Follow the yellow brick road to a door but it's not the end

(What's behind this door, Len?) (I am grabbing your hand!)
(I'm not kissing you right no-- oh no)
(CRAZY!)

One of us is dead and the other one is insane!
That's the end of this song! Please come back again!

Lyrics:
Miku:
Once again we hear about someone loving someone secretly
Then they talk about how their soul mates and in love as they can be
Suddenly some random butterflies fly around behind the screen
Everyone has dubbed this at least once. They all have the same meaning!

Both (Miku harmonies):
Can't we move on to another duet song?

Luka:
Miku-Kaito? Gaku-Luka? Rin and Len?

Both (Miku Harmonies):
We all know this song rules, but it's overdone
Can we go home? No. Let's do the chorus, then!

Both (Luka Harmonies):
I wanna hold you close to me
But holding you isn't easy
Because the usual picture in Magnet is us leaning close
Crap! We hooked headsets
Well I guess this is what we get
For singing a song that everyone has done and that everyone knows

Luka:
This song can be found duet ready everywhere on you tube
If you haven't done this song, then you are slow and still a noob
We all know in this song, the couple's love just never can be
Still, everyone does it at least once and sings it passionately

Both (Luka Harmonies):
Look, we're in the second half of the second verse

Miku:
We switched harmonies, Aren't we awesome?

Both (Luka Harmonies and paranthesis):
You'll (I'll) be top, I'll (You'll) be bottom. Wait, that sounded wrong!
Are you ready? Second chorus, here we come!

Both (Miku Harmonies):
Everybody loves Magnet
It's about love you cannot get
It's all restricted, but that makes the love even more appealing
Even the picture's hot
We're almost kissing, but we're not
It only entices you to keep watching and hear us sing with feeling

Miku:
Now we're at the bridge, thank god, we're almost done
But I can't end this song. I don't know how

Luka:
How about you and me mixx some English lyrics
TBOE's? Razzy's! Let us finish this now!

Love ya razzy ;3

((FOR THIS PART, YOU CAN CHOOSE EITHER OR, BUT NOT EVERYONE CAN SING RAZZY'S LYRICS!))

Right ear:
Won't you just please just hold me tight
Please tell me that our love is right
If anyone goes against you, please, my love, know that I'll fight!
Kiss me deeper love
Because we'll change the stars above
Enchanted with you, I fall deep in your eyes
That I'm proud of!

Love like a magnet
The greatest love as it can get!
Even if we stumble apart, we will somehow cross again!
Know that I'll be true
There's nothing else that I can do
Let everyone stop and look but I don't care. All I know is that
I love you

Left ear:
So hold me close inside your arms
And save me from the rights and wrongs
And tell me that our love is not some kind of wrong doing
Kiss me on the lips
What could be more sweeter than this?
Intoxicated by love and it's drug
I wanna love you

Pull me close to you
Just like a magnet would do
And even if someday we are torn apart, you'll be in my heart
Hold onto me tight
There's no denying this is right
But that is fine with me. Just know this is true. I'm deeply in love with you