ITT You post your worst typos ever

Perverted keyboards are the best......Wait what.

I one day typed a whole paragraph about penguins. This paragraph had about 54 words in them. 45 words were typos. Then I deleted it.

MOECORNER FTW.

Give me a sec -> Give me a sex

chocolate chip cockies. That is all.

Failure Steak

once I was raging to my friend about grammar rapers.. at the end she pointed out to me how many times I wrote "liek"
;;>w> liek yeah...

Once instead of the "Crop" tool I said I liked using the "Crap" tool

lmao XD

once I was in a group MSN chat (just IMing), and somebody misspelled a word (don't remember what) by saying "croe", and it has become an inside joke with us ever since lol, we pretty much use it with any word that sounds even vaguely like it XD mostly "cry" though, e.g. "I'M CROEING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!!" 8'(

congratulations => songzraztulaztions

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and many more
I forgot.. there's no day without typo

Ah, I've had good experiences with typos.

One day, I was having a conversation with my good friend (who is extremely special):

Me: Yeah, JJ is so special.
RR: But I lobr mis.
Me: ... what?
RR: I love her! OMG
Me: HAHAHAHA! OMG you are so special!
Me: I mean, I can understand how you got 'lobr', but how the heck did you get 'mis'?
RR: I DON'T KNOW

And that is my favorite typo ever. I still make fun of her for it. Also in one of our RP's, I put "a mysterious poodle of blood." If you can't find what is wrong with that sentence, look at it again.

Also, why do I keep writing gril instead of girl? *kills dyselxis dyslexic hand*

BWAHAHAH!! I am on a roll today with revivals XD

My typos...too many to count XD The one i remember right now was when I was typing up a fanfiction XD

I typed "He bumped into a pole nearby and broke her grandma's precious face" Which was confusing because the grandma was on a cruise, and the kids were having party....XD

"Face" Was supposed to be "Vase" XDD

My worst typo was in mah essay
Instead of typing shirt i wrote sh*t the whole entire time.
And we were talking about shirts....

I got an D- and dentention T__________T
Then i got it back up =D

i was texting someone when i said

Me: are you eating?
him: yeah
me: boodles?
him: what?
me: i mean noodles -.-

xD /shot by tank

On Skype and I said "OMG! Something just pooped up!"

I meant popped...

And my dad was in a work meeting and instead of saying organise he said org*sm 8DDD LOOOLOLOL!! (Thought I should censor it a little for the kiddies!

^ In reply

I hate the whole "organism / orgasm" trip DX Maybe it's good I rarely talk about science stuff.

Lol! I wrote orgasm in biology class a lot D :

(subconcious pervert!?)

Teachers are probably used to it. I mean...their classes are teenagers XD

Oh my gosh - I love how 90% of these typos are sexual and perverted HAHA.

I don't recall having the worst typo but I'll share you guys my friend's.

( All hail the glory of the Auto Correct on the Iphone )

So it's a basic conversation about how they can't make plans over the summer so . .

Friend 1: Oh crap no chilling!?
Friend 2: And we should plan on banging soon
Friend 2: *Hanging


yeahhhhhhhhhhh.

Not the worst, but I spelled apple as paper. LOL

For some reason my friend got from writing "Will you be my Valentine" to "Will you be my bush"
...yeah I don't know either .___.

I don't really have a worst typo, buut

In skype:
Me: hold on, brb I gotta go get something to eat
Friend: kk~
me: back~ I just got a big Mac from my itchen
Friend: A big Mac from your ITCHEN?? Lol do you have a McDonald in your 'itchen' or something?


Lol xDD

One time when I was texting my friend and she texted 'analtas' instead of 'atlas' and we lol'd.

Oh yeah today on MSN my friend was helping me do my math homework and this is what happened:

well the funniest typo I had was something like this:
That guy always annoyed me with stupid questions like "where can i download a youtube downloader" or "whats this and that" ... seems like he didn't know google.

Guy: "What was your name again?"
Me: "I dunno, sorry."
[1 Min later]
Me: "... *laughing my A@# off*"

I totally typed ALOT of very very perverted errors..... SCRREW MY KEYBOARD I MEAN LIKE SERIOUSLY?
Thought - Thogight
Sec - Sex
Boom - voom
Emo - Moe
Shot - S@#!
Fics - Fu*s
HOLY SHIZ. IT'S NOT PERVERTED BUT THEY REALLY ARE RETARDED TYPOS. I HSHALL LEACE TEH TYPOS I HAVE HERE UNCORRECTED 8D
Oh, and also when my friend tells my her animal died yesterday, I was meaning to put " D: " but I ended up putting ":D" . OTL ABIGAIL PLEASE FORGIVE ME D: