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What Akita Neru REALLY does on her phone all day

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Post by Dia★ Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:20 pm

Okay, this is MY stupid fanfiction, so I get to make up the rules. Like Kaai Yuki has genderbend now. And Gumo = Gemi because "Gumo" sounds... kinda retarded in my opinion =,=
And YES AKITAS USE DIRTY LANGUAGE. DON'T SUE ME FOR GETTING INTO CHARACTER.

Basically, this is originally from this stupid thing I started writing about Akita Nero in the middle of the night because Nero is loveless and otherwise is constantly being UKE'D. The background story here is that Nero has just arrived at a new home and is hiding in a closet so he can be alone with his mobular device.... XD And, since this forum apparently doesn't like tabs, Neru texts in yellow, and Nero texts in that brownie-looking color that's supposed to be "dark red".

Characters for those less informed of fanmades:
Akita Nero = genderbend of Akita Neru DUH Angry
Dell = Honne Dell = Voyakiloid (failure) of Len
Marvelous @kai Twins (XD) = Akaito & Akaiko Shion, the sexiest fanmade Vocaloids I for one have ever seen XD
Mikuo = Miku genderbend
Zatsune = ZATSUNE MIKU GO LOOK IT UP Angry
Gemi = MY VERSION of Gumi genderbend
Mikito = SF-A2 Miki genderbend
Yuuto = Kaai Yuki genderbend / SHOTALOID XD
Luki = Luka genderbend
Meito = Meiko genderbend
Deruko = Voyakiloid of Rin
Guma = Voyakiloid of Gumi / cutieface X3
Hakuo = Haku genderbend / Voyakiloid of Mikuo / multifunctional +=w=
Fruscia = Voyakiloid of Prima / the delivery boy XD (she's a girl, she's just one heck of a shota)
Ana Naikou = Voyakiloid of Luka / JUST PLAIN PATHETIC.
Hiyama-sensei's sister = genderbend of Hiyama Kiyoteru, I gave her a name one but I totally forgot it Shocked (But at least SHE wouldn't RAPE HER STUDENT LIKE HER NII-SAN DID Angry)

Okay, now down to business~
What Akita Neru REALLY does on her phone all day:
1) the Internet
2) taking embarrassing pictures / video of you when you think she’s ignoring you (just because you say I’m a tsundere doesn’t mean I can’t pay attention *evil grin*)
3) texting... but who?
WHY HER BROTHER NERO OF COURSE
...
Sis!!
What’s up?
Ugh, I got sent off to some new place again. Master didn’t say one word. Dumbass.
God, poor Nero. Does the little brat want his nee-chan?
F@#$ off.
Sensitive much?
Whatever. Dell still alive?
Aww, now the brat misses his little boyfriend, too!
F@#$ off! Tell him to text me for once!
Can’t. Him and Haku disappeared yesterday and they ain’t back yet.
Whatever. What about the Shions?
Tch. The Amazing Marvelous @kai Twins disappeared yesterday too. They’re off somewhere being sexy.
Hmm, you mean Akaiko?
Just ‘cuz I’d F@#$ her doesn’t mean that I’d even have a chance. You’ve got less of a chance than that to begin with, so don’t even try it, brat.
I hate it when you’re right.
I love it when I’m right. Oh, and that green wimp got sent off somewhere. Mikaito or something.
Nigaito? Like I care.
Yeah, yeah. Well all them other Shion weirdos’re here if you were still wondering.
What about Mikuo? What about Zatsune and Gemi and Mikito and Yuuto and Luki and Meito and Deruko and... what about Guma?! She digs me, right?
Be less annoying! Dumbass brat!
But Guma digs me, right?
In your dreams!
Well, what about Deruko? She’s free, right?
As if. You’re about a century too late to be chasing after her. She’s perfectly happy twisting Hakuo around her finger all day.
Fruscia.
Ran away again last week.
ANY GIRL AT ALL THAT ISNT TAKEN
ANA NAIKOU AND ME
F@#$
POOR BRAT
Well what about the rest of them?
I can’t remember all that, dumbass.
Okay, old lady. I’ll go slow.
You come back here, and you die. You’re Rin-bait.
Ooh, scary. So what about Mikuo? Him and Akaito, y’know..?
Why are you so interested in those homos?
‘Cuz.
I always knew you were secretly homo.
What?
HOMO
What the hell?! Just tell me!
NOT UNTIL YOU ADMIT IT
Admit what?!
THAT YOU, AKITA NERO, ARE A TOTAL HOMO
What the F@#$??
THAT’S RIGHT
...
...
... So?
... Only ‘cuz we’re related.
Mikuo is being very, very gay. Because Akaito has stayed faithful for just over a month now (for all we know) he is being eerily girly. It creeps me out.
For a WHOLE MONTH?!
Psh. Bullshit, if you ask me. The Amazing Marvelous @kai Twins have to disappear to somewhere all the time.
... So Gemi and Guma are NOT together, right?
I’d kill myself if they were. It’s bad enough with all this Rin-Len S@#! on the ‘net.
Good! So Guma’s free then?!
*shoots*
*ducks*
You can’t duck a bullet.
Then what did I just do?
You took a bullet in the forehead trying to duck under it.
OR DID I?
Yeah. You did.
...
I’m right.
I guess I must be dead then.
You’re Rin-bait anyways.
...
So how’s Mikito doing?? He getting noticed yet?
“Noticed” like you get “noticed”.
That stings, you know.
I know.
Well, what about Yuuto? He must be getting along great with Hiyama-sensei’s sister.
Yeah, her. Think, Nero-- if their official Vocaloid partners aren’t getting noticed, what chance do they have?
Okay, so Luki and Meito. I take it they’re as popular as ever?
I will never understand why Meito doesn’t drink.
Way to change the subject.
...
My new dumbass Master is calling...
you should always ignore idiots. Wait for him to find you, wherever you’re hiding.
Uh, he just walked in.
TURN ON YOUR IGNORING POWERS
He wants my phone!! He wants to make me SING!!
ABORT ABORT
ABANDON SHIP
I’m so running away from here tomorrow!
Good luck with that.
Geez! This guy just doesn’t g
?
...?
......
... Good going, fucktard.
Dia★
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