Tell a Lie ~

Don't you remember? JUPITER!!!!

Come on! You know about space, right?

Of course!My dad buy all the space, stars for me when i was 4.
You know hollywood, right?

Hollywood? Do you mean the place in the deep dark confines of Saturn that sells bundles of Holly and other ridiculous items for $4000000000000 a piece?

You are talking about that place, right?

O___O HELL YES I AM. Heck, I've been to that place gazillion times already.. That place is awesomeeee

Do we need to get anything before the trip? What do we need to get? ;o

Lots of shells of course! We can't buy anything without shells!

Where can we get high quality shells?

IT PLOPS OUT WHEN YOU BASH A RANDOM BLOCK FLOATING IN THE AIR! 8D ♥

So, where are the random blocks? owo;; ♥

*points at the random blocks floating in the core of the earth* There!

Excuse my insolence...but why are they snot green?

I don't really know

why /are/ snot green? 0_o

because it's tainted with green chemicals! That make it sparkly!

Any other questions u want to ask the all knowing oracle?

Not really, I'd rather ask that tree over there. *points*
I think he's more clever. I mean, LOOK AT HIS WRINKLES. ♥

What do YOU think~? ♥

too much, my dad shirt is more simple than that
Can you tell me about your clothers?

I am very sorry, if I said that I would have to kill myself repeatedly. ^^♥

I will give you -3408758314 cookies if you figure this mystery out yourself.
Are you willing to crack this puzzle?

*cracks it on cement* How about now?

Did I succeed?

OH MY HOLY APPLESSSSS. OWO;;

*gives you cookies*
Lucky. I was going to eat them.
I heard that the monklets in Ralkaf have some more. YOU WANNA VISIT THEM? >w<♥

Certainly! Monklets are adorable because they have spikes on them!

Or were those porcusines?

they probably were, you know your forgetful brain! 8D

My mom's making dinner right now, which vegetable should she use? Long squash, or bok choy kim?

Um...I prefer squirrel watermelon. You know, the ones that you can find dangling from random places on your ceiling in the atoms of your pencil eraser?

Why does every say their family is weird? I mean I'm not that w--FLYING SQUIRRELS!!!! *flies and follows them* I LOVE NUTS!! :D

Hmm~? *is riding on a random flying rainbow colored unipanda* Weird? OAO? I never heard that word in my life?! D8! Hmmm~ Since you discovered this no meaning "Weird" word~ As the queen of something kingdom, I allow you to give this word a meaning, be rich, and live with many handsome and sexy men and squirrels~ ( O3O)b *shot*

I've been curious about it and I got so many different answers~! ;A; Where do flying rainbow colored unipandas REALLY come from?! D8 ?

Tut tut, my girl. They are obviously my childrens' cousins' father's wife's sister's husband's uncle's friends, and thus come from the magical forest of doom just behind his garden. :3

And speaking of my childrens' cousins' father's wife's sister's husband's uncle, where do you think he could possibly have gotten that awesome hairdo?!

Oh Shuuki-kun, naive as always! Haven't you ever heard of that famous hair growing plant that lives in the amazon and is guarded by three thousands of crocodiles and alligators? It's supposed to make your hair freakishly large...and is worth $100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.

I want it now...do you want it?

Yes...I do....I do want a cookie.


Haaahhhh sooo Anyone here have a snow globe?

Oh! I do!!~ It has my pet reindeer standin next to santa!!

Wanna have a looksie??

Certainly! I heard reindeer have fangs and sharp horns and all that other coolio stuff!

Where is it?

Rrrrrright, UNDER YOUR NOSE!!! *pulls snow globe out of ears*

.....hmm, that came out wrong, isn't there supposed to be money in your ears?

Why yes~! Ingots and ingots of gold are supposed to fall out of people's ears.

But if I have ingots of gold falling out of my ears... why aren't I rich yet? D: