What would you do if Onion was in your room?

I'd hug you allllllll night :3

I love hugs and shotas.

And I'd let you read my mangas and watch my animes :3

Oh, and I'd leave you in charge of not neglecting my fish

PREGAP wrote:Well.. I personally would slowly call the police.. I mean you couldn't have just poofed in here. You had to have tracked me down somehow and climbed through my window or something.. Although I never open windows so it's more likely you broke said window and made your way in.

I'd also be quite worried about how your family is reacting to you being missing. They're probably going bat*boop* crazy over this. After restraining you from running away and whatnot (shut up, fangirls.), the police would arrive and escort you to their vehicle. I would have to explain how no harm was done and that you're just a little Onion who likes to stalk me for some odd reason.

They then would drive you to home. Which they would believe is a supermarket. I mean, the name Onion can really throw a cop off nowadays, yaknow? Throwing you with your own kind to be sold to ANUs and Suntamus alike.

Once bought by one lucky customer, you would be put into a comfortable little plastic or paper (depending on said customer's taste in BAGGAGE.) along with other cute little shota groceries.

The customer would then set their bags aside so that they may unlock their car door.

You would use this moment to make your escape. You more than likely would shota-cartwheel out of the parking lot and then whistle for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "FRESH" and had dice in the mirror. If anything you could say that this cab was rare but you thought "Naw, forget it!" "Yo, homes to Bel-Air!"

You.

Pulled.

Up to the house about 7 or 8 and you yelled to the cabbie "YO HOMES, SMELL YA LATER"
Looked at your kingdom, you were finally there. To sit on your throne as the prince of Bel-Air.




Unless you DID poof into my room. Then we'd play vidja games and hugggg. c:

Oh my gawd XD good job with incorporating the fresh prince of bel-air in there. I read right into it and then i was like "...WAIT A MINUTE! XDD"



And if onio was in my room....hmm... I would continuously say hauuuuu~ with him :3 then glomp him.

PREGAP wrote:Well.. I personally would slowly call the police.. I mean you couldn't have just poofed in here. You had to have tracked me down somehow and climbed through my window or something.. Although I never open windows so it's more likely you broke said window and made your way in.

I'd also be quite worried about how your family is reacting to you being missing. They're probably going bat*boop* crazy over this. After restraining you from running away and whatnot (shut up, fangirls.), the police would arrive and escort you to their vehicle. I would have to explain how no harm was done and that you're just a little Onion who likes to stalk me for some odd reason.

They then would drive you to home. Which they would believe is a supermarket. I mean, the name Onion can really throw a cop off nowadays, yaknow? Throwing you with your own kind to be sold to ANUs and Suntamus alike.

Once bought by one lucky customer, you would be put into a comfortable little plastic or paper (depending on said customer's taste in BAGGAGE.) along with other cute little shota groceries.

The customer would then set their bags aside so that they may unlock their car door.

You would use this moment to make your escape. You more than likely would shota-cartwheel out of the parking lot and then whistle for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "FRESH" and had dice in the mirror. If anything you could say that this cab was rare but you thought "Naw, forget it!" "Yo, homes to Bel-Air!"

You.

Pulled.

Up to the house about 7 or 8 and you yelled to the cabbie "YO HOMES, SMELL YA LATER"
Looked at your kingdom, you were finally there. To sit on your throne as the prince of Bel-Air.




Unless you DID poof into my room. Then we'd play vidja games and hugggg. c:

._. most well thought and typed out responce I'm ever heard.

Onion can be my new teddy bear. <3

Kick him out mercilessly.
Maybe a shotgun would help...

D8 summer why so mean? D:

I would hide somewhere ' v '

@Summer- Yeah no luv for your brother? D:

@Akemi- ikr

@SUDDI- no no HIDING OAO

Onion soup!

Hmm I'd prolly be freaked out until I found out it was Onion then we'd watch anime, read manga, be camera whores [lol with what camera? Onion make sure to bring one lol then the YTChous would be able to know what I look like XD] then if it's alright with onion we'd sleep side by side holding hands.

Unless I just randomly kick him out of bed in my sleep. I do that alot. I'm sorry if I do T.T

lol @aziro

onion, what is ikr? >.>

@akemi
ikr ish i know right

I'll lock him in my closet forevar and make him my pet..slave? lmao

Well he would be trespassing, wouldn't he?
And it's my room.

*gentle hug*

I would hide you in my closet from my parents and then when they're gone I would glomp all over you like crazy!!

Btw in the first place why are you in my room? ^^'

NekoChanAiVocaloid00 wrote:I would hide you in my closet from my parents and then when they're gone I would glomp all over you like crazy!!

Btw in the first place why are you in my room? ^^'

As Pre-Dap stated. I just poofed in

lol Cool!!!!! I want to do that!!!! Are you some kind of magical wizard?

Can you lend me your powers so I could do that too?

I'd toture you, and have my fun with you, then afterwards sell you the black market *wink wink nudge nudge*

:3

Uwaa... ;A; Poor Onion-san >_<;;

89924 wrote:I'd toture you, and have my fun with you, then afterwards sell you the black market *wink wink nudge nudge*

:3

no. ;A; you can't.

=3

Dun worry xD;

I'm sure someone in teh blackmarket
will take real good care of him xD <3333

better than me anyways LOL *bricked*

onion is not salable ... ;A;
before you'll torture him, i'd poof in beside him, then i'll save him, and poof out.