The Google Translator Game

We all know how Google translator fails?THis game is all about itXDD!!

STEP 1:Well, to play this game, you post a random sentence in any other language than English and say what that sentence was in English in paranthases, dashes,slashes,etc..
STEP 2: Then the next person who posts will translate the sentence back to English to see what it says with the translator. Most likely, it will totally fail. After that, they just repeat step 1.

Ex:(not a real language)
PersonA-BRASOJAS BLAJADASD BLAHHH(i typed=asljdasdlkansd blah abhasbakjslab)
Person B- It says: PEWPEw wepowe.

askjdbasjd ASNFaisdba sdlailsd(I typed=asilhdsnkasllaiksj)

OK. Ill start.

My broek is baie klein(I typed:My pants are really small)

It means
My pants baie small

I typed I going to trow a fucking choir on you

Mimi kwenda trow kwaya fucking juu yenu

It says: I am going to trow up your fucking choir
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ANG PUSO KO'Y IYONG IYO, ASAHAN MONG MAGHIHINTAY AKO.
(meaning: My heart is yours, expect that I'll be waiting)

Google output: My Heart YOUR YOU, I AM WAITING FOR YOU EXPECT. (-_-")

Même si je pourrais te faire rire, je sais bien que tu ne serais jamais à moi.

Translation: Even if I could make you laugh, I know well that you would never be mine. (<-- rather literal)

Google said: Even if I could make you laugh, I know you'll never be mine.
wow...

Kailangan ko'y ikaw, dito sa buhay ko. Kailangan ko ang yakap at ang pag-ibig mo.

Meaning: I need you, in my life. I need your embrace and your love.

My need you, here in my life. I need to hug and love.
Close...?

I typed: Only time will tell the way that it goes; you never know what's going to happen next.
I got: Chỉ có thời gian sẽ cho biết cách mà nó đi, bạn không bao giờ biết điều gì sẽ xảy ra tiếp theo.

Only time will tell how it goes, you never know what will happen next.
(woah... close...)

Eu tiña que vir con algo, entón aquí está.
(I had to come up with something, so here it is.)

I had to come up with something, so here it is.
SUPER COOL!!

Eltört az arcom, kiderült, hogy volt egy tükör az egész idő alatt.
(I broke my face; turns out it was a mirror the whole time.)

I broke my face, it was found that there was a mirror all the time

Ми се јаде леб, но сето тоа е мувлосана.
(I wanted to eat bread, but it was all moldy.)

I eat bread, but it was all moldy.

Mwen mande ki sa ki pral rive si bagay sa a ale nan bagay sa.
(I wonder what will happen if this thing goes in this thing.)

I asked what happens if things go in this

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My result : かつて私がビンゴを参照してくださいので、私は私がビンゴを参照してくださいと思う。しかし、それビンゴはどこにあるのでしょうか？そのビンゴは何ですか？私はこれでどこに行くのですか？

My result in Romaji for those curious people : Katsute watashi ga Bingo o sanshō shite kudasainode, watashi wa watashi ga Bingo o sanshō shite kudasai to omou. Shikashi, sore Bingo wa doko ni aru nodeshou ka? Sono Bingo wa nanidesu ka? Watashi wa kore de doko ni iku nodesu ka?

What I inputted. Because once I see a bingo, I think I see a Bingo. But where is that Bingo? What is that Bingo? Where am I going with this?

Please refer to bingo because I once, I think I please refer to the bingo. However, it is bingo Where is it? What is that bingo? How do I go anywhere with this?

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Pren la meva mà, però prometo que mai deixar anar.
(Grasp my hand, but promise to never let it go.)~

Google Translate: Take my hand, but I promise to never let go

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Saya tidak tahu apa yang harus saya ketik, jadi saya asal mengetik kalimat ini.
(I don't know know what I should type, so I randomly type this sentence.)

Google translate: I do not know what should I type, so I'm home typing this sentence. (close haha...)

Hindi ko na alam ang nararapat kong gawin ngayon, dapat ko pa bang ipagpatuloy itong aking gawain na dapat ko nang matapos?
My translation: I don't know what I should right now, should I still continue the work that I need to finish?