ITT You post your worst typos ever

I have one for perverted typos. orz
I meant to type, "Such a spammer." But, I ended mixing my H and K keys and got, "Suck a spammer."
;////;

cpuldve

idk what this is. Oh wait!Its a typo for couldve....yeah...thats it.

I just now typed in, "Good shot" as "Good shit".


x_x

(If you're wondering what I meant by "Good shot", I was playing Left 4 Dead and my friend headshotted an Infected in the air.. yeah)

I make horrible typos. Usually when I'm hyper and I start typing so fts thatw i miss thsie kys,.e << like that. Like earlier:

"dre a strawihf" drew a starfish. Yeah.

"Kyoushit" Kyousei.

et cetera.

I always frogetforget letters in emoticons.

So you get
Yaaaay ~< <-- without the 3

Also, I just typed ''forget'' as 'froget' ><

There was a time in a chat when I wanted to typ: "You've gotta go to the therapist". I wrote: "You've gotta go to the rapist" XD

I JUST WROTE "nun kives ne best" I meant "mum loves me best"
yeah

pfffffffffffff ily

just now: "I sawd gthat ealieer" >> "I saw that earlier"

"SMEAIDOUFG" >> "emails"

i don't even know what happened for that second one

Shiny-kins wrote:"SMEAIDOUFG"

This is my new catchphrase.

SMEAIDOUFG.

i was going to type "sweet dream~"
but i was too hurry and~...
......
"wet dream~"
(my "s" button is not good~so i always typo a lot~orz)

...good that i can edited =w=)b

Heres an example of a post before i edit it.

renh....thats an excuse for the ford "Then" I was typing a post reply but then when i was ypying the wrod "then" I accidentaally dto then word renh!!

Oh dont you love the ytopos in thiese posts?

Here is the real version *edited.

Renh..Thats an excuse for the word "then" I was typing a post reply but then when i was typing the word "Then" I accidentally did the word Renh!!

Oh dont you love the typos in this post?

My best typo ever; EPUIC.

About a minute ago:
"hilarioud. *HILARIOUD. *8HILARIOUD. **HILARODA. **HILARIDO. AM I DRUNK?"

I blame eating ice cream at 2 in the morning

Once i was talking to my friend on aim cause she needed homework. I was typing one of the questions and i typed:
"Tip her a nipple." which makes no sense since i was typing things about the square root of things. I think i was high that day. D8

onii-sama --> onee-sama |D *shot* Poor Apol...

I don't even know why THAT happened to be honest...

(I wonder what would happen if we all treid to type without fic=ing any typoes... *spazz*)

Well... Now I have another terrible typo. Just look at that. I was trying to type "fixing..."

0A0 -gasp- omg!!!! lol XD there's so many moments I did alot of Typos like thins one time I keep writing my user Haruna to "Haruka" and I was so furious I started banging on the keyboards, don't know why I won't loggin then realize it was the "k" lol? -retarded- 8D

ohh this was really bad I was
I worte
ASSSSS
instead of AHHHHH made a complete fool of my self in front on my friends friends, gwash

Just today: chan = cahn. :D

"Awsmeosm" >> "awesome"

I don't even know.

This was not quite a typo, but this definitely was accidental; there's a story that goes along with this.

Both me and a Skype buddy (he's of Brawl descent; that is, he's of the Brawl-interest base) were playing Pokemon Battle Revolution one night. His team's trainer was a Young Girl named Madison (I don't exactly get why, something to do with some other person he met, that's all I know); mine, a Cool Girl named Philomel. The info regarding names does relate.

He had typed 'MADDYSMASH!' into the text box while we were playing. He has a tendency of doing that. As a joke, I typed in 'PHILOSMASH!'

...then added 'Wait, that sounded wrong.'
Fail on my part, eh? XD

Tucking Fypos

I said that "I turned February in 13." OTL