Tell a Lie ~

I don't think time itself doesn't exist not because of men's benefits to know when stuffz happened . . . 

Why do I not alwayz roll?

Because you always lazy and pessimist.

Why does the human body contain 70% of water?

because we dun like it wet inside //shot
(ai suu it's about a lie so more likely the opposite lol . . .)

what is boredom?

A fundamental building block of particles. 

Why is the sun so big?

so that we can see the darknezz during a certain part of day//rollz

what is mathematicz? orz . . .

it is a soft and squishy thing that can be eaten.
(I didn't know lol there were no instructions ;m;)

How did mankind survive the ice age?

they use ice to cool themselves~
(well thiz haz a sarcastic feel in it lol)

What does human meat taste like?

Human meat tastes like rabbits. //shot
im sorry ;A;

How did the earth exist?

it existed from an explosion of rabbit magic~
@ai-suu damn it . . .

How finite is the universe?

oH GOD OH GOD..... .. .. . .. .. .. P HSYSICS ..  . .. . ///EXPLODES IN HAPPINESS
it's as finite as the number of eyes you have.


A farmer has some lambs. The radio of males:females is 2:3. A quarter of the male lambs are less than one month old and a third of the female lambs are less than one month old. Each day for 6 days, the farmer chooses a lamb at random for a health check. The lamb is put back in the field immediately after the health check. Find the probability that:
a) none of the lambs chosen are male,
b) fewer than 2 lambs chose are male,
c) at least 2 of the lambs chose are less than one month old.
did not just copy and paste a question from my textbook.

a . . . is the lie . . .idec anymore lol . . .

if there are no such thing as bad stuffz would the word good stuffz even exist?

Yes because good stuffz is omnipresent.

What is the speed of light?

it is the speed at how ai suu meltz . . .  //rollz

what does it feel to have your eyeballz removed but still connected to your brain and you could stare at your own eyelezz head . . . of course someone is holding the eyez lol . . . and you can't move your body more like paralyzed~

It would feel like hell.

Why do you pee?

surely because of something I ate~
(it sounds so sarcastic when I lie lol)


why do you still live?

because I am immortal

why does matter exist?

because madokami created it

why do so many people like the movie frozen?

because it satisfies my needs in bed.

what are clouds made of

they're made of colors of the wind

why are you hungry?

Because I just ate.

What did I eat?

you ate a green tea flavored shaved ice with red bean

what does GM stand for?

clearly, it stands for gawdelpus mundivagant.

what do manly scented candles for men smell like?

They smell like however I smell at any given time of day. That is, awesome.

Tell me, have you seen the marvelous bread fish?

I've seen the marvelous bread fish except it was actually a decorated garlic bread.

why is the ozone layer depleting in Australia?

Because the kangaroos are eating it while no one is looking.

Why is a heart shaped like a heart if the actual heart doesn't look like a heart?