Tell a Lie ~

Yeah! *slaps myself and breaks one* See?

Shoot, I have super human strength now!?

OH MY GOSH, I WANT SUPER HUMAN STRENGTH. :'(

Can you give me your super human strength please?

Sure, take it. I don't want it.

How do I give it to you?

Oh my gosh, THANK YOU SO MUCH! ♥

Shall we do it the traditional way or the modern way?
Hmm.. you decide.

The traditional way.

Mind reviewing what that is?

Oh yes, we need to spoon out our faeces, no not the excreted one, the one on your face, and then we just need to eat it. AND OUT PLOPS THE SUPER STRENGTH! But beware, the the faeces of the face is very delicious, but it sticks to your teeth so it doesn't go down your throat. You have to be careful of that.

Should I do it? I'd rather not... but shall I? owo;;

Well, considering the modern way involves hacking yourself into pieces with a spork and then having someone else inject all the little pieces of you with super human strength with a ketchup bottle, and then piecing you back together with candy canes, I'd rather go with the traditional method.

So...are you sure you'd rather not do it the modern way? It would derive me great pleasure

You know what, I don't feel like it anymore...

SHALL WE GIVE THE SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH TO... UUH... HIM?! *points at rock*

Hikari! You're a genius! *starts looking at the rock*

Wait, we can't use either method on the rock! Can we?

WE SHALL USE THE MENTAL METHOD! *STARES AT THE ROCKK*
*STAAAAAAAAAAARE*
*STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE*
*pants for breath*

I think this rock already has superstrength... *pants*
Oh my gosh, I just realised...

THIS MAY BE THE ROCK OF THE PROPHECY!

...Ehh.. what was the prophecy again? ^^;; ♥

The prophecy was this:
Trees grow on fruit while bugs eat bats
Our world is square but still triangular
At the place where water runs upstream
'The' rock is seen hanging from the clouds on the ground
Standing on your head touching the sky,
You will be able to pick up the rock
And all the wishes you do not want
Will come true

Anyways...what's the meaning of this!?

this is not my first time posting in this thread..

UMUMUMUM... Wrong topic desu ka~? ^^♥

It meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeans... ze sky... is falling UPPP NUUU :O ;~~;♥

Is that a bad thing?

No, of course not! It's completely normal!

Wait, I thought that fruit grew on trees, not the other way around! Which is it?

Well, I read in a book once that trees grow on fruits. It also said that books needed water to grow, but I thought it was vegetable juice!

It is vegetable juice right? Where can I find some, I've run out!

Yes its vegetable juice!!
You can find some if you squeeze fruits found from Ackmackfondating..

Ackmackfondating IS a real place right?

Sure it is! It's off the coast of Boasdfews

Want to go there?

YEAH SURE!!! We just need to find a pokemodate to ride on.

Now... where do we find those~? owo;; ♥

Easy. *regurgitates one* My stomach has a factory for them.

Climb in! Err...where are we headed again?

My intestines...

Sounds lovely doesnt it?

OMG HELL YES. A ROLLER-COASTER RIDE!!!

But erm.. I kind of forgot why am I heading to your intestines :O Why?

Don't you know? The three little piglets need saving from the big bad wolf in there.

Shall we sally forth?

No, we shall bally forth. /shot

HOP ON! It's only 2091437843 sand dollars! ;'D ♥
You DO have the money, right~? owo;; ♥

No, but I have something better. Cheese.

So can I get on?

WELL OF COURSE, if you decide to work for me for 47982374982374 days PLUS the cheese :D

So, where do you want to go?