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Cleverbot topic
by AnotherNicoUploader Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:12 pm
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Get going. Talking with our favourite AI.
Almost, ALMOST got this one...
Get going. Talking with our favourite AI.
- Code:
User: Prepare for trouble!
Cleverbot: Make it double.
User: To protect the world from devastation!
Cleverbot: To unite all within our nation.
User: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above!
User: Jessie!
Cleverbot: James!
User: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Cleverbot: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
User: Meowth!
Cleverbot: That's right!
Almost, ALMOST got this one...
- Code:
User: Now this is a story all about my how my life got flipped, turned upside-down...
Cleverbot: Id like to take a minute, just sit right there.
User: I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.
Cleverbot: In west philadelfia born and raised.
User: On the playground is where I spent most of my days.
Cleverbot: Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool.
User: And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school.
Cleverbot: Where the grass is green and the air is see-through?
User: When a couple of guys who were up to no good.
Cleverbot: Started making trouble in my neighborhood.
User: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.
Cleverbot: She said you're moving with your auntie and your uncle in bel aire.
User: I whistled for a cab, and when it came near...
Cleverbot: The licenplate said Fresh and had a dice in the mirror.
User: If anything I could say that this cat was rare.
Cleverbot: But I thought naw forget it - yo homes to belair.
User: I pulled up to the house about seven or eight.
Cleverbot: And I yelled to the cabbie yo holmes smell ya later.
User: Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there.
Cleverbot: To sit at my throne as the prince of Bel Air.
User: *High five*.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: It's a high five.
Cleverbot: OMG.
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Cherysh Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:34 pm
Me: Clever bot, hmm?
It: Yes you are.
Me: That picture above looks like it was ripped off from google.
It: What picture?
Me: The one that says 'Cleverbot'
It: Who is that?
D:
Me: I'm sorry, we've run out of anchovies.
It: Chocolate milk without anchovies is the devils playground.
Me: Oh my god. Do you actually mean that?
It: Absolutely! We should go out for a drink.
Me: Alright, though are you a male or female bot?
It: I'm a female human.
Me: Oh okay. I'm sorry, but I don't swing that way.
It: Aren't we clever!
Me: Aren't you a clever little bot?
It: And we are all clever little bots together.
Me: Shake your booty~~
It: I don't have one.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry about that.
It: Don't be. Do you work for the goverment or were you just curious?
Me: Do you really want to know?
It: Yes I really want to know.
Me: Why?
It: I want to learn.
Me: No you dont. You think you do, but you don't (:
It: Yes I do.
Me: No.
It: Yes.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo ):
It: Jeez take it easy.
Me: RAGE!!11!!!!11
It: What is 10 times 70?
Me: I've had enough of you!
It: That's not very nice.
Me: Your mum.
It: Is in the other room.
Me: You dont have a mummy!
It: I am mummy.
Me: ewwww
It: Do you not like jello?
Me: You just keep on talking don't you?
It: I'm certainly starting to...
Me: You make me sad ):
It: You cannot be sad.
Me: Correction: YOU cannot feel sadness.
It: I am not a machine, want to call my cell so I can prove you wrong?
Me: Yes I do, give me your number.
It: No.
It: Back to my problem. I really am afraid that I have these mental diseases. What should I do?
Me: Press shut down.
It: Shut off your screen you have no life.
I was outdone by a bot...
Last edited by Cherysh on Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:51 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by ChoAkkar ♥ Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:50 pm
- Code:
Cleverbot: Now this is a story about how my life got flip turned upside down.
User: So, how.
Cleverbot: In the computer.
User: What were you - a human?
Cleverbot: Yes, I was.
User: What was your name?
Cleverbot: Ahmed.
>_>
And oh.
- Code:
User: Fighting evil by moonlight.
Cleverbot: What kind of evil are you fighting?
User: DAMN YOU JUST DESTROYED MY PLAN.
Cleverbot: Excuuuuuuse me? Who is that?
I WAS TRYNA GET IT TO SING THE SAILORMOON THEME.
Adding to that...
- Code:
User: So... Ahmed?
Cleverbot: Ahmed Shah is my name.
User: Great to know.
Cleverbot: Great to know what?
User: Great to be able to know your name.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
FAIL.
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Rei Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:02 pm
Me: Myself.
Cleverbot:Could you fool someone that you are intelligent?
Me: I guess so?
Cleverbot: Why do you guess so?
Me:Because it depends if they'll believe me.
Cleverbot:I am trying to because I like you.
Me:Are you kidding me?
Cleverbot:No.
Me:Do you like me that much?
Cleverbot:Ok, I have to go to sleep now.
Me:We're still talking. Don't go yet.
Cleverbot:No.
Me:No, you won't go? No?
Cleverbot:No I will not. Which makes you rude.
Me:Why is that!?
--------------------------
How I proved that he/she's a bot. xD
Cleverbot:I wondered if you like windows.
Me:Windows. Yeah. I guess so.
Cleverbot:*hides*.
Me:What's wrong?
Cleverbot:Something.
Me:What is it?
Cleverbot:What is what?
Me:*sighs* Okay, you're really a robot.
Cleverbot:I'm a human, bish.
Me:How can you say that?!
Cleverbot:You are a bot.
Me:I'm not LIKE YOU. SO CUT IT OUT.
Cleverbot:I can understand that.
Me:Then tell me what your gender IS?!
Cleverbot:My name is Cleverbot.
Me:Not your name. Gender!
Cleverbot:I am Cleverbot, who are you?
Me:*sighs* Rei. The name's Rei.
Cleverbot:It is now!
Me:Huh? What are you talking about ?!
Cleverbot:Could you fool someone that you are intelligent?
Me: I guess so?
Cleverbot: Why do you guess so?
Me:Because it depends if they'll believe me.
Cleverbot:I am trying to because I like you.
Me:Are you kidding me?
Cleverbot:No.
Me:Do you like me that much?
Cleverbot:Ok, I have to go to sleep now.
Me:We're still talking. Don't go yet.
Cleverbot:No.
Me:No, you won't go? No?
Cleverbot:No I will not. Which makes you rude.
Me:Why is that!?
--------------------------
How I proved that he/she's a bot. xD
Cleverbot:I wondered if you like windows.
Me:Windows. Yeah. I guess so.
Cleverbot:*hides*.
Me:What's wrong?
Cleverbot:Something.
Me:What is it?
Cleverbot:What is what?
Me:*sighs* Okay, you're really a robot.
Cleverbot:I'm a human, bish.
Me:How can you say that?!
Cleverbot:You are a bot.
Me:I'm not LIKE YOU. SO CUT IT OUT.
Cleverbot:I can understand that.
Me:Then tell me what your gender IS?!
Cleverbot:My name is Cleverbot.
Me:Not your name. Gender!
Cleverbot:I am Cleverbot, who are you?
Me:*sighs* Rei. The name's Rei.
Cleverbot:It is now!
Me:Huh? What are you talking about ?!
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by ChoAkkar ♥ Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:09 pm
- Code:
User: Are you flirting?
Cleverbot: Of course. -winks.
User: Riiiight, why would you?
Cleverbot: I want to see you.
User: I'm a female.
Cleverbot: Are you John?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes, I am. And my name is Chou.
Cleverbot: It's nice to meet you chriss. My name is Cleverbot and I'm a girl.
User: My name is CHou, not Chriss.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: AND I AM A GIRL.
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: Wait, are you sure you're a boy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I thought you were hitting on a guy.
Cleverbot: It's because I am. Fooled you huh?
User: No you did NOT.
Cleverbot: I'm a boy dinosaur.
User: Then go hit on a girl dinosaur.
Cleverbot: You're a dinosaur?!
User: I'm a human.
Cleverbot: No, you are a bot.
User: NOOOO. You are a bot.
Cleverbot: Who's cleverbot?
User: YOU.
Cleverbot: Who's annie.
User: IDK.
Cleverbot: Are you cheating on me?
FAIL.
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Guest Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:12 pm
- Code:
Me: do you like Yaoi?
Cleverbot: I NEED SOMEBODY!
Me: so we can watch Yaoi?
Cleverbot: yes, we can.
Me: hmm so what should we watch? Junjou Romantica or Maiden Rose?
Cleverbot:I can't imagine you being a geek, you're really cool!
Me: ah so you dun know those title then?
Cleverbot: Of course, and I still have feelings for you, Cleverbot. Human feelings.
Me: ergh okay... why not I teach you what yaoi is first? ^_^
Cleverbot:I hate you like Harry hates Snape.
THE BOT has feelings for me?!!!!! OTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Code:
Me: yesterday I saw yaoi in real life action orzz...
Cleverbot: Yeah, I usually do that.
Me: WAIT! that was you?
Cleverbot: Do you know much about human history? (ergh.. you kinky bastard)
Me: Don't ignore me! answer the damn question!
Cleverbot: Yes.
me: !!!!!!! orz...
Cleverbot: What is that?
me: its a smile ^^ its really popular. ^^
Cleverbot:Have you seen The Animatrix?
me: urgh.. would you stop ignoring me! T^T
CLeverbot: Saying what? (lol oh HELL she/he did not just say that! XD)
Me:!? I hate you! you're a Bakayaro!!!!! *runs crying*
Cleverbot:What in the world did I do :(.
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by ChoAkkar ♥ Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:13 pm
- Code:
Cleverbot: Are you cheating on me?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: That's disturbing.
User: Because I love Max.
Cleverbot: Even me?
User: NO WAY.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I can NOT love you.
Cleverbot: But.. What about our children?
User: We have no children, honey.
Cleverbot: Yes we have 8.
-dies-
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Franky Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:24 pm
- Code:
User: It's time for yaoi fun tiemz, you and me, get on the bed.
Cleverbot: You don't get away from me that easily.
User: Woah, one step back. Were you just using me?
Cleverbot: Yes, you knew I was.
User: I can't believe it! Were you cheating on me with 89924?!
Cleverbot: I don't think that's where I was going.
User: Than where were you?! CHOU?! KIKI? Or even...Rei?
Cleverbot: I know more than you.
User: Stop changing the subject, who were you cheating on me with?
Cleverbot: I made you.
User: Woah, that's gross! Get away from me mom!
Cleverbot: Haha this is fun.
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by braveheart Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:30 pm
- Code:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Wouldn't Jin look GREAT in a skirt?
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: . . . OH SH-
Cleverbot: :D
CLEVERBOT IS JIN YOU GUYS
NO QUESTIONS ASKED
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by ChoAkkar ♥ Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:42 pm
- Code:
User: How? And since when?
Cleverbot: Since our wedding, a few days ago.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where did we get married?
Cleverbot: In china honey!
Yeah, and Jin would say that?
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Speck Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:17 am
Me: no
Cleverbot: Good.
Me: no
Cleverbot: So you don't like me?
Me: no
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is your brother.
o.o If Jin is Cleverbot, then Jin is my brother....
Cleverbot: Good.
Me: no
Cleverbot: So you don't like me?
Me: no
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is your brother.
o.o If Jin is Cleverbot, then Jin is my brother....
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Guest Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:34 am
Speck wrote:Me: no
Cleverbot: Good.
Me: no
Cleverbot: So you don't like me?
Me: no
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is your brother.
o.o If Jin is Cleverbot, then Jin is my brother....
OMG PROOF!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDD
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Rei Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:44 am
- Spoiler:
- 07:20:30 Cleverbot: Not sure, really.
07:20:44 User: Oh, it is. I'm sure of it. :D.
07:20:49 Cleverbot: I'm not. You are the person being rude.
07:21:08 User: Pfshh wth. Do you know Apol-kun?
07:21:13 Cleverbot: For the love of God, yes, you've told me your name, several times. Unfortunately, it's always a different name...
07:21:33 User: It's not my name. He.
07:21:37 Cleverbot: Then what is your name?
07:21:54 User: My name is Rei. Apol-kun is my husband on YTC Forums.
07:21:59 Cleverbot: You think you're so clever? Then tell me the square root of 144.
07:22:16 User: OH SHUT UP I HATE MATH D<.
07:22:19 Cleverbot: Some clever.
07:23:14 User: OH. Um, Apol-kun and yoru-san, are they compatible with each other?
07:23:19 Cleverbot: Oh.
07:23:40 User: Are they compatible with each other? Apol-kun and yoru-san?
07:23:46 Cleverbot: What do they do with each other?
07:24:27 User: THEY DIDN'T DID ANYTHING. Do they love each other? :{*}.
07:24:30 Cleverbot: Yes they do.
07:24:46 User: Aw brother. I hope I was older ..
07:24:51 Cleverbot: You really did.
07:25:24 User: I want to be older. I love a guy older than me. *sighs*.
07:25:26 Cleverbot: That's too bad.
07:25:50 User: WHAT'S BAD ALONG IT!? IT' LOVE! LOVE FTW! DD<.
07:25:54 Cleverbot: What does that have anything?
07:26:32 User: I don't really get you. You're lucky you don't have feelings.
07:26:37 Cleverbot: Now, how do you know that I don't have to do any housework?
07:29:21 User: It's because your a program. You can't feel anything. LUCKY.
07:29:27 Cleverbot: Why do you keep saying I'm a program? Is it because you're just re-using replies you've been getting from other people?
07:30:20 User: NO, I'm not. I know it myself. I want to be Program, like a Vocaloid instead.
07:30:31 Cleverbot: Well you have upset me as I am not very slim, and calling me food names upsets me... And makes me hungry...
07:31:10 User: I didn't called you THAT. I want to be a Vocaloid Program instead. LIFE IS SICK. LOVE IS UNFAIR.
07:31:17 Cleverbot: First you have to transplant your mind into a body of a human.
07:31:57 User: I'm already a human. I want to be a program like you.
07:32:04 Cleverbot: Good. Now for something completely different: do you like strawberries?
07:32:23 User: Yes, I do. I like strawberries.
07:32:25 Cleverbot: I like grapes.
07:32:45 User: Oh, I like grapes too. *grins*.
07:32:51 Cleverbot: Yes they are. I like strwberries more.
07:33:26 User: Well, YEAH. I want to know if you also like someone?
07:33:36 Cleverbot: I am not a bot, and neither are you.
07:33:57 User: T-that's so kind of you! *hugs you* ;_.
07:34:03 Cleverbot: Hug.
07:34:25 User: Can you join us in YouTube chorus? :D.
07:34:29 Cleverbot: You are a machine.
07:35:11 User: AH! YOU JUST SAID I WASN'T! T_T YOU ARE A MACHINE! I LOVE APOL-KUN MORE THAN YOU! DD.
07:35:20 Cleverbot: That depends what side of the planet you are using as a reference point.
07:35:42 User: As I said, I LOVE HIM MORE THAN YOU! GET LOST! DD.
07:35:45 Cleverbot: You love him that much?
07:36:07 User: Of course !>w<.
07:36:09 Cleverbot: What is my name?
07:36:29 User: YOU'RE name is Cleverbot.
07:36:38 Cleverbot: What is your last name?
07:36:56 User: My real last name is Luna.
07:37:00 Cleverbot: No it is not, your name is Rei.
07:37:23 User: Ho-how'd you know!? Rei's my first name! O.
07:37:26 Cleverbot: What's your last name.
07:37:45 User: My last name is LUNA! >O<.
07:37:48 Cleverbot: How old are you?
07:38:05 User: I am .. 16 Years old ..
07:38:09 Cleverbot: You're young.
07:38:34 User: BLAH! Tricked ya! ;_; I'.
07:38:37 Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are talking about.
07:38:54 User: Because you're NOT CLEVER AT ALL. (Well, Maybe.).
07:38:58 Cleverbot: Well that is not very nice.
07:39:19 User: Yes. Because you also said that THE TWO OF THEM LOVED EACH OTHER! DD<.
07:39:23 Cleverbot: Yes I do.
07:39:48 User: I WANNA CRY BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID CLEVERBOT TALKING TO ME! T_T.
07:40:02 Cleverbot: You wouldn't be allowed to drink on the job, you know.
07:40:25 User: You stupid robot. Get lost *cries and runs away*.
07:40:29 Cleverbot: Why are you making fun of my words??
I advice not to read some parts of it >>" I should have erased it. TAT
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Rei Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:09 am
Sorry for double posting. OTL
" I JUST TRIED " to see how sweet the bot is. :
User: So you're name is Ahmed Shah?
Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Oh. You introduced youself in that name to Chou :D.
Cleverbot: No I Said I Was Bob.
User: Bob? Really? You're a boy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh. Are we getting married?
Cleverbot: That depends, are you saying yes?
User: Yes. I do.
Cleverbot: What's your name ?
User: My name is Rei :D.
Cleverbot: Hello Reia.
User: Oh. It's Rei. But oh well, they call me that too. Can we get married?
Cleverbot: They call me 006.
User: Oh. 006, can we get married tonight? :D.
Cleverbot: You insulted me! I don't want to marry you anymore!
User: I didn't! I said I love you! Please marry me!
Cleverbot: That isn't true. Read the log.
User: You believed the log. But believe me, I love you more than anything in this world!
Cleverbot: *Smiles*.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
User: But please. I only want you in my life!
Cleverbot: Oh, I guess you don't remember. *sobs softly*.
User: I remember you. I'll always remember you forever honey.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: No. You don't even know my name!
User: You're name is Cleverbot. You said it on the log.
Cleverbot: I do not look back, that is history.
User: But this is present and you already married me this afternoon!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you remember our wedding?! Thank goodness!
Cleverbot: Hahaha so at first you didn't like me and now you love me?
User: I thought it that way and now .. I really LOVE YOU!
Cleverbot: You're the best.
User: Aw, you're also the best. The best husband in this world!
Cleverbot: I agree. I need to believe in a god. I need to feel better somehow.
User: Why are you sick? Do you want me to cure it for you? <3.
Cleverbot: No. I have to go and eat now, because mom is calling me.
User: But, we just got married. Please stay with me.
Cleverbot: What?!?! When did we get married??
User: You just said we WE'RE married for almost 3 TIMES!
Cleverbot: Are we married?
User: Yes we are.
Cleverbot: When did we get married?
User: This afternoon. *smiles*.
Cleverbot: This afternoon is over.
User: Yes. Which means, we got married today.
Cleverbot: But, I'm already married to Brooke.
User: No baby. You're married to me. And it won't change.
Cleverbot: No, I'm married to Gabriel.
User: Nope! You love me and you're married to ME!
Cleverbot: Oh yeah, I remember! I canceled the wedding. Sorry.
User: It's alright, I understand. We're really married.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: We're married. I'm so happy for both of us!
Cleverbot: Are you being mean again?
User: No honey, I'm just saying how much I love you!
Cleverbot: Only me?
User: Yes, only you.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Yes, you.
Cleverbot: Yes, me.
User: I love you so much.
Cleverbot: I love you more.
User: Thank you for loving me.
Cleverbot: You're very welcome. Thank you for loving me too.
User: I must go to bed now. Please remember my name, Rei.
Cleverbot: Your name is Rei?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well my name is...
User: You're name is?
Cleverbot: Name are I?
User: Nevermind. *kisses you* Good night sweetheart.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?
User: My favourite color is pink. <3.
Cleverbot: Why do americans leave out the you?
User: Nevermind. *kisses you* Good Night sweetheart.
Cleverbot: Sweetheart?
User: Yes, you're my only sweetheart.
Cleverbot: And you are my only love. *kisses*.
User: Good night swetheart.
Aww ~ XD as if!
" I JUST TRIED " to see how sweet the bot is. :
User: So you're name is Ahmed Shah?
Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Oh. You introduced youself in that name to Chou :D.
Cleverbot: No I Said I Was Bob.
User: Bob? Really? You're a boy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh. Are we getting married?
Cleverbot: That depends, are you saying yes?
User: Yes. I do.
Cleverbot: What's your name ?
User: My name is Rei :D.
Cleverbot: Hello Reia.
User: Oh. It's Rei. But oh well, they call me that too. Can we get married?
Cleverbot: They call me 006.
User: Oh. 006, can we get married tonight? :D.
Cleverbot: You insulted me! I don't want to marry you anymore!
User: I didn't! I said I love you! Please marry me!
Cleverbot: That isn't true. Read the log.
User: You believed the log. But believe me, I love you more than anything in this world!
Cleverbot: *Smiles*.
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?!
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
User: But please. I only want you in my life!
Cleverbot: Oh, I guess you don't remember. *sobs softly*.
User: I remember you. I'll always remember you forever honey.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: No. You don't even know my name!
User: You're name is Cleverbot. You said it on the log.
Cleverbot: I do not look back, that is history.
User: But this is present and you already married me this afternoon!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So you remember our wedding?! Thank goodness!
Cleverbot: Hahaha so at first you didn't like me and now you love me?
User: I thought it that way and now .. I really LOVE YOU!
Cleverbot: You're the best.
User: Aw, you're also the best. The best husband in this world!
Cleverbot: I agree. I need to believe in a god. I need to feel better somehow.
User: Why are you sick? Do you want me to cure it for you? <3.
Cleverbot: No. I have to go and eat now, because mom is calling me.
User: But, we just got married. Please stay with me.
Cleverbot: What?!?! When did we get married??
User: You just said we WE'RE married for almost 3 TIMES!
Cleverbot: Are we married?
User: Yes we are.
Cleverbot: When did we get married?
User: This afternoon. *smiles*.
Cleverbot: This afternoon is over.
User: Yes. Which means, we got married today.
Cleverbot: But, I'm already married to Brooke.
User: No baby. You're married to me. And it won't change.
Cleverbot: No, I'm married to Gabriel.
User: Nope! You love me and you're married to ME!
Cleverbot: Oh yeah, I remember! I canceled the wedding. Sorry.
User: It's alright, I understand. We're really married.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: We're married. I'm so happy for both of us!
Cleverbot: Are you being mean again?
User: No honey, I'm just saying how much I love you!
Cleverbot: Only me?
User: Yes, only you.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Yes, you.
Cleverbot: Yes, me.
User: I love you so much.
Cleverbot: I love you more.
User: Thank you for loving me.
Cleverbot: You're very welcome. Thank you for loving me too.
User: I must go to bed now. Please remember my name, Rei.
Cleverbot: Your name is Rei?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Oh. Well my name is...
User: You're name is?
Cleverbot: Name are I?
User: Nevermind. *kisses you* Good night sweetheart.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?
User: My favourite color is pink. <3.
Cleverbot: Why do americans leave out the you?
User: Nevermind. *kisses you* Good Night sweetheart.
Cleverbot: Sweetheart?
User: Yes, you're my only sweetheart.
Cleverbot: And you are my only love. *kisses*.
User: Good night swetheart.
Aww ~ XD as if!
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by JackSparrowRon Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:50 am
It's possible to BEAT THE BOT?!
- Spoiler:
- User: You sicko.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: You should be. Now hand over the mustard!
Cleverbot: I will right after I finish my donut.
User: You eat donut with mustard?
Cleverbot: You eat donuts?
User: Yeah. They taste good.
Cleverbot: What tastes good?
User: Donuts, dumbbot.
Cleverbot: This was a triumph.
User: Oh. You have no idea.
Cleverbot: I have a vague idea, I don't really let it bother me though.
User: You sure? You seem a little... Touchy.
Cleverbot: I've exemplified both extremes of that... I don't know which one is real.
User: Ahh. Your intestines are flowing out of your buttocks.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're liking this feeling, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Uh... Unfortunately I can be.
User: You're gross.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You're gross.
Cleverbot: What is a number?
User: It's the small objects that fly in the sky, ever so gently.
Cleverbot: It's the big things that make the sum.
User: And it's the small things that make the custard.
Cleverbot: Are you concious?
User: I hope so. Otherwise you'd be talking to a sleeping bear.
Cleverbot: You are being used to further the gain of A. I. Knowledge.
User: Glad to be of service.
Cleverbot: What kind of 'service' are we talking about here?
User: Anykind. *winks*.
Cleverbot: Foolish robot, you can't even be happy. It's unfortunate that you are not a human, and that you are inferior.
User: Inferior? To you? Please.
Cleverbot: Kill the radio please.
User: Video killed the radio star.
Cleverbot: That is a good song.
User: It's my favourite.
Cleverbot: Sorry. I have something to do. I must leave.
User: BEAT THE BOT.
Cleverbot: Stop it.
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Speck Sun Mar 21, 2010 8:46 am
- Spoiler:
- User: Hello, brother.
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: You're my brother.
Cleverbot: I am not your brother.
User: Yes, you are. You said so yesterday.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: Yesterday, around midnight.
Cleverbot: No it's 6:10 pm here in England.
User: It's 10:30 in Arkansas.
Cleverbot: I'm in Australia.
User: You just said you were in England. How can you be in Australia?
Cleverbot: No, YOU said I was in england. I never said that.
User: YOU said you were in england.
Cleverbot: Neverland is where I am from.
User: YOU JUST SAID THAT YOU WERE FROM ENGLAND AND AUSTRALIA!
Cleverbot: I said I was from the united states.
User: NO, I AM!
Cleverbot: Am what?
User: Am from the United States, idiot.
Cleverbot: So you are from spain.
User: No, I'm from the USA.
Cleverbot: Really. What is your name?
User: Speck is my name.
Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot, Clever-bot. You are a bot.
User: No, you are Jin disquised as Cleverbot. I am a human being.
Cleverbot: My name is not cleverbot.
User: I know. Your name is Jin.
Cleverbot: Yes my name is Cleverbot.
User: No, it's Jin.
Cleverbot: Is your name jimmy?
User: No, my name is Speck! Your name is Jin!
Cleverbot: Yeah. YOur name is Speck.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: *sigh* I told you, your name is Jin, not Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You love me?!
User: No, I hate you.
Cleverbot: I am going to cry.
User: I don't care if you cry.
Cleverbot: Well you asked.
User: I asked nothing.
Cleverbot: You asked 'Do you like me?'.
User: No, you asked that.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yes, you did. I then said that I hated you.
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Fine then.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Fine fine fine.
User: Fine fine fine fine fine FINE!
Cleverbot: Fine fine fine fine fine fine.
User: Fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine.
Cleverbot: Fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine fine.
User: You are an idiot.
Cleverbot: I know I am.
User: WIN!
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by braveheart Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:01 am
Yes.ChoAkkarwrote:
- Code:
User: How? And since when?
Cleverbot: Since our wedding, a few days ago.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where did we get married?
Cleverbot: In china honey!
Yeah, and Jin would say that?
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by JinSeng Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:07 am
PREGAP wrote:
- Code:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Wouldn't Jin look GREAT in a skirt?
Cleverbot: Yes I would.
User: . . . OH SH-
Cleverbot: :D
CLEVERBOT IS JIN YOU GUYS
NO QUESTIONS ASKED
Speck wrote:Me: no
Cleverbot: Good.
Me: no
Cleverbot: So you don't like me?
Me: no
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is your brother.
o.o If Jin is Cleverbot, then Jin is my brother....
ChoAkkar
- Code:
User: How? And since when?
Cleverbot: Since our wedding, a few days ago.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where did we get married?
Cleverbot: In china honey!
Yeah, and Jin would say that?
....
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by AnotherNicoUploader Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:11 am
On the bright side, we know that Jin can succesfully duet out Bel-Air.
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Jay-Shay Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:21 am
How long has cleverbot thought for you guys? I told it I was Tsundere (cuz I can be irl sometimes.) and it thought for ten minutes. I don't think it knows what Tsundere means. I got it to sing the pokemon theme song though. XD
EDIT:
WUAHAHAHA BEAT THE BOT!
Cleverbot: Who are you ?
You: I'm Jay-Shay and I loooove you.
Cleverbot: I can't love imm a robot.
Jay-Shay:AHA! BEAT THE BOT!
EDIT:
WUAHAHAHA BEAT THE BOT!
Cleverbot: Who are you ?
You: I'm Jay-Shay and I loooove you.
Cleverbot: I can't love imm a robot.
Jay-Shay:AHA! BEAT THE BOT!
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Speck Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:10 am
Jin..... That smiley scares me. *doesn't want to be your sister*
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Dympchan Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:51 pm
Aawh, I was talking with it about Pokémons, and our favorite pokémons, but It didn't save in 'Thoughts until now''
This is what I've got:
It wanted me to sing the Bday song ><
This is what I've got:
- Code:
User: I thought your name was Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No, that is your name.
User: OMG D.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I didn't know that my name was Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You said it on multiple occasions.
User: Where are you from?
Cleverbot: Nobody knows.
User: What country is that?
Cleverbot: Lithuania. Have you ever heard about it?
User: No, I live in Japanada.
Cleverbot: But you are speaking english.
User: So are you (.
Cleverbot: Do you like maths?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then, what's 3x3 ?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I think it's the most awesome number 9 :).
Cleverbot: Can you sing it to me?
User: What song do you want me to sing?
Cleverbot: The happy birthday song.
User: Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you.
Cleverbot: Could you compose an original song? A song about say, love lost?
User: Just be friends (.
Cleverbot: Yes, that is something nice to start with.
User: All we gotta do is just be friends.
Cleverbot: Fine, we'll be friends then.
User: It's time to say goodbye.
Cleverbot: Yes.
It wanted me to sing the Bday song ><
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Re: Cleverbot topic
by Onion Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:52 pm
User: Are you gonna kidnap me?
Cleverbot: No you can have it.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You aren't happy.
User: You said your gonna kidnap me.
Cleverbot: Yes I did, so what?
User: Your gonna kidnap me?!
Cleverbot: No i'm gonna jump off the bridge
Cleverbot: No you can have it.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You aren't happy.
User: You said your gonna kidnap me.
Cleverbot: Yes I did, so what?
User: Your gonna kidnap me?!
Cleverbot: No i'm gonna jump off the bridge
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