You find yourself in a room.

This room has no windows. There are doors to the north, east and south. They are all closed, and it appears the north and east doors are locked. There is a large bust of BEN STILLER, sunglasses off, on the west side of the room.

You cannot go DENNIS, and you already have your arms.

What will you do?

RAILGUN the roof to destroy all possible anti-air artillery and fly through

You totally would, although it seems you misplaced your RAILGUN in your other trousers.

Damn trousers.

DARNIT!!!

darn me for buying so many pairs of trousers

i reach into my current trousers and find an eggplant horse
GO EGGPLANT HORSE!!! *breaks through doors*

The silly doors are no match for the might eggplant horse!

However, the brick wall that's built right behind the doors is. Ouch.

You ram into the brick wall.

*facewall*
*nosebleed*

agh....
*blood dribbling everywhere*
*whips out RPG-7*

Trembling in fear at the sight of your RPG-7, the brick wall shat bricks.

There is now a hole in the brick wall, and total darkness behind.

YESH FREEDOM~

but just in case
*whips out torch and let's fly a few grenades*

....SILENT HILL 8D

I would dance provocatively

Divide by zero, as usual.

Uh... Open the south door?

hngnfgn

The grenades thrown bounce right back at you as they hit the brick wall painted behind the brick wall, which is painted black. Oh dear.

You dance provocatively. It's pretty cool.

Division by zero is strictly prohibited, as it would bring an end to everything.
Maybe.
But you don't want to risk it.


Finally, you open the south door. Another room lies beyond.

I'll throw cake at Yuko and party with Kumba. Then I summon EPIC FAIL SINGING VOICES and attack North Door. Then I'll place a spell card "Advanced Tehnique" to transform EPIC FAIL SINGING VOICES to EPIC FAIL SINGING VOICES BEYOND EPIC while it's attacking. I shall end my turn with....

never gonna give you up~ never gonna let you down~~ never gonna--

Your antics manage to make the eyes of the bust of BEN STILLER pop out and roll across the floor.

You now possess TWO STONE EYEBALLS and an ANGRY NORTH DOOR.

.............
*ebay*

AnotherNicoUploader wrote:hngnfgn

The grenades thrown bounce right back at you as they hit the brick wall painted behind the brick wall, which is painted black. Oh dear.

FFFF--

GAME OVER *insert MGS game over*
"SNAAAAKEEEEE!!!!"

*presses restart*
*load game*
*pilots Metal Gear REX and blows up the room*
there, all done 8D

To your dismay, your Metal Gear REX doesn't fit in the room. Instead, your alternative is Metal Gear ANT.

Metal Gear ANT bumbles around the room, trying to find Metal Gear CRUMB.

Delicious Kool-aid. Oh, yeah.

It seems the Kool-aid guy is fashionably late. You're gonna have to do this the hard way. But hey, now you have something to drink.

I win by sleeping with the creator 8D

EriBubby wrote:I win by sleeping with the creator 8D

You can just take him to the fridge and all your problems will be solved

8D

8D exactly!

LOL Eri.....

Metal Gear ANT finds Metal Gear CRUMB and levels up to Metal Gear ANU,
thus the solution is found~

*Metal Gear ANU uses PedoVoice*

Eri wins. Yaaay.

Metal Gear ANU's PedoVoice is ineffective against whatever you were using it against.

It is rather sexy, though.