Make A Wish!

Granted. BRS's Anime came out, but it has been banned from your country.

I wish I had a better mic.

Granted.Your new mic was better.But-- when you recorded, the mic mad you sound better, but mixed up your words.



I wish i had something to wish for.

Granted. You have something to wish for, unfortunately, it's an impossible wish that even this thread can't grant. 8D


I wish I could go to a convention. ;w;

Granted, you are sent to a garbage convention (?) XD

I wish Meetoto wasn't all Chinese people =3="

granted. They're all penguins now.




I wish to see fireworks

Granted. You saw them, but they burned your face...SORRYSORRYSORRY


I wish i didnt have to disappear.

Granted...But your best friend no longer exist in this world.

I want the Old Spice Guy to be my friend!!

Granted , but his fans will hate you and claim you're not manry enough to be friends with him.

I wish.. I had a pizza

Granted...But the toppings are the size of your head. OAo

Granted but what the hell

I wish for my damn memory card to arrive

granted but your lil brother destroyed (?!) your console

I wish I could get new wig

Granted. But i took it away and gave it to the Swiss council president /shot

I wish i had some glue.

Granted but you had to exchange it for your underwear

I wish that I got the new Zelda game already

Granted, but you lost it shortly afterwards =O

I wish I would meet my future waifu already

Granted,but she will hate you from the moments she sees you =w=

I wish I could be taller OTL

Granted, but now you're so tall that you can't fit under doorways n' such.

I wish that they'd release some Panty and Stocking DVD's in the US. (Damn my grandparents for immigrating!)

Granded but it's dubbed by 40+ voice actors who fail at sounding like teenagers.
Also it's cencored compleately.

I wish that my english teacher could pronounce english better.

Granted, but then your English starts to go bad x.x

I wish it was the month of May : |

Granted, but you slipped into a coma for the whole month.

I wish I had a PANDA!

Granted, but you turnned into a bear instead.

I wish I had a dollar. 8D

Granted, but it'll stick to your hand forever and you won't be able to use it.

I wish my non-existent cat exists.

Granted. However, your cat is obnoxiously fat, and brings its entire corporation of minions with him to your house. You end up without much furniture left. (<--Terrible pun; I'm sorry.)

I wish I could commit a perfect crime and seduce a shota who will be faithful to me. (<--Listening to Luka/Len Perfect Crime; no, I am not a pedophile -_-")

Granted, but now I know, which doesn't make your crime perfect.

I wish I had unlimited wishes. ...

Granted but tomorrow you'll be spammed with friend requests because you're so cool.

I wish... not to become bald.