Weird/Funny Stories...Wanna share?

I figured the Chit-Chat section should have this kind of topic...anyone want to share any weird or funny stories?

So cleaning up my room a few days ago, I happened upon my Yearbooks from my high school and I started reading the comments my grad class left in there. (lol why am I getting so nostalgic for, I only graduated about 2 years ago XD)

Anyway, I remember that the yearbook committee rejected my submission and left my comment blank, saying that it was too long...that and the fact that they didn't appreciate me parodying Shakespeare XD

Well now, I've decided to share it with you guys...so here it is, I guess :D

"To study, or not to study: that is the question.

Whether 'tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous failure, or to take arms against a sea of ambiguous poetry, and by opposing understand them.

To skip: to procrastinate: no more; and by skipping to say we end the stress, and the thousand natural failures that student is heir to, 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd.

To skip; to procrastinate; to procrastinate: perchance to goof off: ay, that's the rub; for in that glorious procrastination what entertainment may come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil of high school life.

Must give us pause: there's the respect that makes calamity of so long futures: for who would bear the whips and scorns of academics, the teacher's wrong, the student's contumely, the pang of despised grades, the mark's delay, the insolence of school boards, and the spurns that intelligent merit of the unworthy takes, when he himself might his wits makes with a bare bodkin?"

PFTTT LOL they SHOULD have putted in the yearbook!!!!! XDD
hm... let me try to remember one......
oh, ok!
it was when i was around..... going to 5th grade i think. me, sis and my friend were in her mom's car to go to summer camp. once we all got off the car, i realized i left my backpack inside. but by the time i realized it, my friend's mom was already driving away.
i wanted to yell "obasan/middle aged lady" but i thought that saying that would be rude.
i thought of saying "oneesan/young lady" but i was like ,"no, i can't say
that! she's not THAT young!!"
out of the blue, i yelled "OKAASANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! (mom)" to the woman. the funny part was that my sister yelled the same thing at the same time. (o___O)

@lavitt: lol, nice XD

That reminds me of this girl who was two grades higher than me in high school.

I often called her "obasan" just to piss her off XD

@taito

oh really? xDD
good job at pissing her off (+w+)
i shall reward with a cookie

@lavitt

You deserve an entire bakery's worth of cookies just for the Karl pic in your avatar

*Castle of Nations fanboy here* *shot* XD

@taito

OMG YES!!!!! *gobble up the whole bakery*
mmmmm~ :9

(omg yay!! another CoN fan!!!! *is happy. VERY happy*

LOLZ at your stories.
Uhhh.. me i guess this just happened today at school. Me and my friend/seatmate were really really bored during class and wished that we can control time and fast forward it. So we pretended to have a remote and we were clicking fast forward and chant fast forward so many times. Then Someone saw us and gave us strange look. (It's funny for me because we looked stupid..dunno 'bout you guys) That happened almost at every class.

lol xDD
something like that happened today too!
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so me and sis were walking home while i was feeling depressed about my spanish midterm. so we both started to sing our hearts out. while we were singing, i noticed a squirrel.
the squirrel was staring at us blankly and it didn't move an inch. then out of no where, the awkward squirrel just dropped its food.

who knew animals can have awkward moments xDD